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compestion

When you're depressed and want to kill yourself in school and you try to spell competition, but it comes out as compestion
N: what word is that?

J:its competition
N: no it's not look again
J: oh it's compestion
by DonkeyRider27 February 21, 2018
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Outhouse comics

The most ignorant stuff written on the walls of construction outhouses/toilets/shit houses. Usually accompanied by very crude drawings of naked women, crude drawings of anuses, drawings of the faggy safety guy or douchebag foreman on site, several drawn penises and depictions of them being fellated by men and women, declarations of being gay on a construction site, gang taggings, swasticas, and religious hate.
Foreman: Tommy, where the fuck have you been? It’s been 30 minutes and you ain’t done a thing!!

Tommy: Sorry boss. I was catching up on the outhouse comics.
by UncleFester17 June 23, 2018
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commies

A communist. Usually someone who follows the philosophy of Carl Marx, or Lenin (Albeit built on Marx). Lenin's book, 'Imperialism:The Highest Stage of Capitalism' is one of the most widely read communist texts. It attacks capitalism and explores ways in which social equity can occur.

Unfortunately Communism as a rule of government does not and probably never will work, as it gives the Government corrupting power. It is a pure contradiction that Russia, Cuba, China and North Korea call(ed) themselves communists, yet all were/are ruled by a dictator.

For this reason equally oppressive figures (to that of the dictators) attacked communism, such as Mcarthy. And henceforth such derogatory terms as 'sneaky commie rat' will forever be utilized by the ignorant public, such as the idiot who posted prior to me.
SCR: welfare and donations to charity are good.
CP: shut up you sneaky commie rat!
SCR: what did I say Capitalist Pig?
by oncenever June 24, 2005
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The phrase birds of feathers flock together is not the full phrase. It means your ‘friends’ fake ones will be friend with you until the cat something bad comes. So choose your friends wisely!
Birds of feathers flock together until the cat comes being defined by prof fucked up my mind.
by AzDan April 22, 2018
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Wicked This Way Comes

The most metal of all metal bands originating from Salt Lake City, Utah. They are more metal than a refrigerator. The most metal of the most metal band in the world is the drummer, due to the length of hair compared to band mates.
Wow I just got back from Wicked This Way Comes. You wouldn't believe how metal they were. It was like I was at a steel mill they were sooooooo metal.
by lemon23head May 22, 2011
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Falling to the Commies

Euphemism for describing a girl going through "that time of the month".
Person A: "Yo, why is Sue being so bitchy today?"

Person B: "I dunno man, I think she might be falling to the commies."
by zombie_castro April 29, 2011
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Blurry Comics

1. A sour but sometimes kind person who take you into consideration and helps the people he likes. 2. A sex position where the man is in the shower and the glass is blurry and the women shakes her tits on his chode while producing a loud orgasm. Meanwhile the man will cum on her face.
Fatty gave bimbo a fat blurry Comics.
by Fatsmack_34Op August 3, 2019
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