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robbing the coffin

Having a relationship with someone who is considerably older than one's self, sometimes in an effort to gain from life insurance policies of the nearly deceased.
Becky's boyfriend is 78 years old. She is robbing the coffin.
by A Concerned Citizen July 12, 2004
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Iron Coffin

Iron Coffin was a rueful term coined by German submarine ("U-boot" or "U-boat") crews to describe their vessels during World War II. This term reflected the submariners' awareness that submarines are usually sunk while they are submerged, so that the crew of a sunken submarine is interred forever in the hull at the bottom of the sea.

The term is descriptive and makes the desired point, although during the war submarines were made of steel, not iron.

The truth of the term is evident in the fact that between 28,000 and 39,000 U-boat men died in the War, representing a casualty rate between 75% and 90%. The lesser number is most often quoted. The wide difference in estimates may result from the fact that many U-boat men died in air attacks while ashore, or were killed after being re-assigned to Army units during the last months of the conflict.

In the early 1970s the term gained some familiarity among English speakers after the publication of a memoir of the same name written by Herbert Werner, a former U-boat commander.
When a submarine sinks, it becomes an iron coffin.
by Walking Point April 30, 2009
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Coffin Shitter

Somebody who through their own actions have disrespected one or both of their parents in the worst way imaginable, either through tarnishing their memory or otherwise ruining any good they brought into the world.
Did you read any of Brian Herbert's Dune books? Literally no care for any of the careful themes or literary license of his Father. Absolute coffin shitter.
by RockwellianBison June 11, 2020
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comeicida

Ah, Comeicida, a young, fantastic young women with much success ahead of her. Nobody realized how attractive she really was until recently. Yea, maybe it’s a weird name, but you think she’s the one.
Hey, did you see Comeicida today! She looks outstanding!
by Adam1738gg January 12, 2023
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Flaming Coffin

Very similar to the Flaming Albuquerque, but with a twist. Take a bottle of the hottest hot sauce you can find and cover the tip of your cock with it. After lighting her pubes on fire, thrust your Tabasco-covered pecker in. Make sure to smash the remaining half-pepper against her uterus. You'll feel like your dick is on fire and you'll want to die.

Congratulations. You have just performed a Flaming Coffin.
I had to pay an extra $200 to perform a flaming coffin on that prostitute last night.
by Turd Ferguson the Third March 12, 2009
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Combichrist

1. Combichrist is the sound that goes on in my head during a bad day at work.
2. An awesome industrial/aggrotech outfit.
I looked around the staffroom at all the miserable faces and tried to think of something nice to say but all I could hear was the driving beat of Tractor pulsing through my brain. It was a Combichrist moment.
by Navigator to the Damned April 3, 2009
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Coffication

Let's go to Starbucks for some coffication.
by J Pizzle October 2, 2004
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