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Noun or verb, either's cool
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Man1: Dude I gave my roommate Joshie a cement truck last night when he was passed out.
Man2: You're not a very good friend D-bag
Man2: You're not a very good friend D-bag
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Patrick: What's a Die?
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Get the its when you die and your dead and your body parts come off mug.*What was your most recent dream?* "I had a dream we had a new sixth member for some reason and it ended up being quite horrible and he started a fight with me and i wanted him to go away but none of the boys were helping me" Louis
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