Coffee

Coffee is the way. Coffee is the light. I stumbled across a work of genius and like a good everythingian I brought it back here to share with you.
the pleasures and pains of coffee
Read it. Ponder it. Wonder at it. If it's not your cup of tea maybe one of the following coffe links will be. Never stray from the path.

RFC 2324 (Hyper Text Coffee Pot Control Protocol (HTCPCP/1.0))

by zot-fot-piq October 14, 2003

Coffee

The thing that keeps me alive and the ONLY reason I get up in the morning

Coffee is the nectar of the gods

by DoritosUwU April 16, 2020

Coffee

The best drink in the world. Just taste the goodness.

"Warning: The coffee you're about to enjoy is extremely hot!"

by Starbucks Fan July 23, 2009

coffeeing

a homostralian slang term, relating to lewd acts peformed in the back of vans

mash is busy coffeeing again

by spamanda September 17, 2007

Coffee

A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.

I love coffee, I'm a coffee beaner. I drink it every day.

Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee beaner, just kidding.

Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a coffee beaner nation.

Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.

by Equal crack May 20, 2016

Coffee

An excellent drink for late night runs to a diner. However the drink can easily be destroyed and made into bath water by adding too many creamers. Also some people express there love of coffee in different ways.

Lindsey: COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE I LOVE COFFEE!

by molemon December 17, 2008

Coffee

Really just a synonym for "meeting at Starbucks or some other place that sells coffee and other assorted drinks and treats to have a conversation."

Would you like to go to coffee with me?

Our first date was coffee.

We had coffee last night.

by Marximus February 8, 2009