Herman: "Hey Stu, why do you like coffee?"
Stu: "Because it's the only socially acceptable way to drink cream."
Stu: "Because it's the only socially acceptable way to drink cream."
by wikibeast April 09, 2010
by AnnaDuckie August 14, 2009
Coffee is the way. Coffee is the light. I stumbled across a work of genius and like a good everythingian I brought it back here to share with you.
the pleasures and pains of coffee
Read it. Ponder it. Wonder at it. If it's not your cup of tea maybe one of the following coffe links will be. Never stray from the path.
the pleasures and pains of coffee
Read it. Ponder it. Wonder at it. If it's not your cup of tea maybe one of the following coffe links will be. Never stray from the path.
by zot-fot-piq October 14, 2003
Coffee is the nectar of the gods
by DoritosUwU April 17, 2020
It will warm your insides or chill you down. Whatever you get, it tastes gucci. It will make you happy. Whether you get dat coffee from Starby´s or dutchy´s it is bound to give you the poops.
by shaquille oatmeal April 13, 2019
the drink of gods that gives energy to those in need. now ruined by starbucks because people think that that is really coffee. if you can barley taste the coffee in it, it is not coffee. if you ask for a regular coffee you should get black coffee not coffee with cream and sugar.
man 1: do you like coffee?
man 2: yeah, see my starbucks cup
man 1: starbucks isnt coffee
man 2: yeah it is
man 1: *kills and buries man 2"
man 2: yeah, see my starbucks cup
man 1: starbucks isnt coffee
man 2: yeah it is
man 1: *kills and buries man 2"
by joker515 January 11, 2009
by Starbucks Fan July 23, 2009