cohen

Someone who sits at the back of a class and watches NBA live streams.

Dude 1: wow. look at him, he's probably doing a cohen.
The cohen himself: Yes, 3 pooiiiinterrr!!!

by Ucringeme May 17, 2017

elmira cohen

she is a thong-shopper jewish snow in hair, boyfriend macker in front of my locker, thinks she hot shit, wannabee.

melissa shari thong-shopper, bargain- stealer cohen

by julien February 17, 2005

Scott Cohen

A gay Jewish retard who sucks more dick than a vaccume in a locker room. When he sees girl he is softer than James Charles on pornhub. Once he mistakenly fucked his sister leia thinking she was a large man named randy.

Did you hear about that retard Scott Cohen the one who fucked his sister

by Jwms truth teller March 20, 2019

Cohen

A hockey loving popular athlete. Probably plays every school sport. Has a hot older brother. Really fucking fast. A big follower, doesn’t go against the crowd. Underneath all of his layers, we know he’s just a big softie. Has a huge heart.. but he’s a player. Has a huge snap score cause of all those girls hitting him up. Has quite a few female friends. Probably hates the math teacher. Is usually chill, but when he’s pissed.. he’s PISSED.

Cohen: yah you’re a really good friend
Unpopular boy: thanks bro!

Popular boy: were you just talking to that loser?
Cohen: yah, he’s so dumb. He just came up to me and started talking random shit

by Elasticgirl666 June 6, 2019

Cohen

The guy who doesn't play with people

Stop being such a Cohen you Nigger.

by Mango Pod 420 69 May 20, 2019

Cohen

1. Verb. To pull a Cohen is to use inaccurate and inappropriate language or phrases to describe a simple (and generally understood) process, while speaking to the audience in a demeaning manner.
2. Adjective. Someone referred to as a Cohen typically talks from an experienced standpoint on something they have little or no knowledge of, often confusing or misrepresenting ideas or concepts. A Cohen is loud and has no problem speaking for a group of people, and often loses face with most listeners.

Don't be such a cohen!

by Yvan-r November 30, 2006

Cohen

Tall blond hair loves his family to death and would do anything for his mum

We need a Cohen in our life

by Boonke gang shit March 21, 2018