cockblocker

an asshole dude that fucks up your chances of fuckin some bitch
by OnE LoVe August 10, 2003
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Cockblocked

Originally meaning when a person is about to engage in sexual activity and a person (family member, friend, child etc.) stops any chance of doing so. This can also be applied to any day to day non-sexual activity. Such as going out with friends, smoking bud, etc.
"Dude, I was guna get some ass, but then her best friend, who I think is a dyke and totally has a crush on her, cockblocked me."

"Fuck man, we were going to the movies, but then my mom cockblocked me."
by pistolpetee January 05, 2010
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cockblocker

A guy/girl, especialy friend or family who intentionately or not stops you from getting laid...it can be done by phone, visiting, etc.
I was about to lose my virginity, when a Maniac friend of mine called to ask if i was watching T.V. Because of that cockblocker I missed my chance...
by I-Maniac February 08, 2007
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COCKBLOCKER

COCKBLOCKERS ARE BOYS WHO STOP THEIR FELLOW BROTERS FROM GETTING SOME PUSSY
I WAS ABOUT TO BANG THE HELL OUT OF MY FAT SISTERS HOT ASS FRIEND , WHEN THE COCKBLOCKER,MY BROTHER CAME INTO THE ROOM , AND TURNED US BOTH OFF.

NEXT TIME HE DOES THAT I WILL DUCK TAPE HIM UP AND THROW HIM IN THE SHED OUTSIDE IN AN OLD BOX. =
by NIKKI JOSEPH LAROUSSE June 10, 2009
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Cockblocker

To stop one man from having sexual relations with a female
by Jon Mouchet December 08, 2003
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CockBlocker

A person who has unnatural tendencies to stop sexual encounters before they begin.
Terrible. Some chick cockblocker screwed me big time
by Meandmybaby June 28, 2011
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Cockblocker

A person who gets in the way of a couple getting their freak on.
A prison worker who tries to keep a couple from havin congigal trailer visits so they can get their freak ON is a def cockblocker.

They don't do their job, delay the paperwork and even lie instead of simply finishin stuff up.

by Sexy Sadie69 December 16, 2007
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