cobbing it

The art of purchasing bakery products.

Are we cobbing it?
Hell maybe

by Ice9 April 26, 2005

Cob

Someone who is worthless, lazy, dirty and useless. Like a corn cob. Worthless and not even good enough to wipe your butt with.

Look at his yard, it is a total mess with trash and old cars. He is just too lazy to scratch his own ass. He is such a cob.

by Bluebell50 July 19, 2010

Cob

To hold in access gas in your rear; to hold in a fart

I'm cobbing a fart right now

by Fat_MikE February 21, 2004

COB

acronym for Crazy Old Bitch. Typically 65+, eats at restaurants alone and is really mean to the waitstaff. Drinks Merlot.

"HAHAHA, You got my favorite customer, the COB! Good luck!"

"So then I told her 'Have a great night' and she just looked at me and was like 'i dont have good nights.' what a COB!"

by northwestgirl86 January 1, 2009

COB's

Coke (cocaine) off boners

"did you see josh last night dude?"
"...Yeah he was doing COB's left and right!"

by Higher!thanlife August 6, 2010

Cob

Cob is English slang for a penis it comes from knob and cock

She grabbed my cob pretty hard

by Russel October 10, 2017

Cobbing

When yo girl goes at your dick like it's corn on the cob

1: You get head last night?
2: Nah, my girl is in to cobbing. I thought she was going to put butter and salt on it.

by Letmegetsomeofthatchicken October 23, 2015