Closure Bite

The last bite of food. A carefully chosen piece of food that one saves and anticipates eating at the end of a meal. The bite that gives a feeling closure to the eating experience.

"I always save this piece of food for The Closure Bite."

by Foody1 September 9, 2020

Closure

When you have sex with a person you've had a crush on for a long time but never got the chance to. Until now.

Last night I got closure with my high school crush!

by rickystyle November 12, 2014

closer

Someone who ends all group chats or social events when they show up because nobody likes them. They "close" the social event.

Dude, watch out for the closer, we cant have her at our party.

by Eddy S. October 30, 2007

Closer

One of the enemies in Silent Hill 3. The Closer is a tall creature with ball-like hands, a seizuring and penis-like head, and very tall legs almost pointy. Attacks by using its hands that emit a tongue, or by spinning its hands around crudely.

"I think it has this name because its height beings it a little 'closer' to Heaven than most others."
-me

by Dave September 15, 2004

hold me closer tony danza

Hold me closer tony danza is a phrase people (aka me and my friends)use when my true stupidity shows. This is when I think the words to an Elton John song is "hold me closer tony danza" instead of "hold me closer tiny dancer" and now this phrase can be used to mock your friend's true stupidity at any moment in time. After your friends say something stupid you just say "Oh my god, hold me closer tony danza"

An example could be after your friend says something like Oh my god your lawn has stripes" when really your lawn only had "stripes" due to a shadow. After they say that you say, "Oh my god, hold me closer tony danza"

by Kiki Marsh July 31, 2006

Closer

In basketball, the player who comes in in late-game situations with a lead to protect. The closer prevents the other team from coming back by sinking clutch shots, drawing fouls, and making big plays on D. See Kobe Bryant

Man I thought for sure the Suns were gonna come back, but then Phil Jackson sent the closer back out and I knew we were done.

by Roy109 June 16, 2010

closure

So I took this chick's new webcam and I strangled her with it. Then I peed in her butt and stapled it shut.

I got closure by acting out the above definition.

by gnobody March 9, 2004