Ice Climber

When a gay man's full beard gets ejaculated on by many men, making it appear as if he has icicles in his beard like he had been exploring in the arctic.

After seven guys popped their loads on Chuck's beard, he looked like an ice climber.

by CocoSantango August 17, 2010

mexican fence climbers

a boot often worn by mexicans with the pointed toe and large heel.

dog the bounty hunter wears mexican fence climbers to look taller..

by chance greenroyd January 18, 2007

Ass Climber

A person who fucks someone so large that the next day they have to climb a mountain of ass just to get out of bed.

Dude, you're such an ass climber, that chick you picked up must have weighed over 400 pounds

by Mt. Everassed December 2, 2010

clobber the kleenex

to jack off into a kleenex.

stop gazing at me and go clobber the kleenex asshole!

by Jenna April 5, 2003

clobberstab

To stab and clobber, simultaneously.

Coyote and Noq wanted to clobberstab those responsible for the remake of Texas Chainsaw Massacre

by Noq January 13, 2004

Robber Clobber

When you are capable of stopping up a toilet in a hotel bathroom with a singular bodily function. More specifically at a Red Lion

OMG!!! What happenned, it stinks. And the toilet is completely backed up!

HAHAHA, I did a Robber Clobber!

by Kimmy Wimmy October 15, 2008

rock climber

The male version of a bag chasing whore...the rock climber is always willing to do whatever it takes no matter how heinous or preposterous the request to obtain a bag of street drugs..doesn't matter how minut the bag is the rock climber will do whatever it takes..

Look at that rock climber go at that dick like no other to get that pebble of meth...

by tex WHITE August 25, 2017