Santa Claus Clench

A verb, when a female sits on an erect penis and constantly clenches and unclenches using their kegle muscles and no other movement causing ejaculation.
Alex had his hoe do the Santa Claus Clench till he had an extreme orgasm.
Abruptly in the night, Harrison, awoke to his female performing the Santa Claus Clench, soon after falling directly back to the sleep.
by ClausClenchers February 10, 2021
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Viking Tit clench

1. the act of a Nordic Person(s) grabbing someones tits
Did you see that Scandinavian viciously grabs that girls tits? that was a brutal "Viking Tit clench"
by Forfader June 21, 2013
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National Butt Clenching Day

For the ones that like to clench. Clench all day long on the 17th of March
Bro nice clench can’t wait for the 17th Because that’s national butt clenching day !
by realdeffr February 27, 2020
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clenched dog eye

an asshole. If you look at a dog when they sneeze, you will noticed that their clenched up eye looks very similar to a butthole.
I have had the itchiest clenched dog eye all day; maybe I didn't wipe well enough.
by Dexter G November 21, 2009
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Check his clench

To mentally evaluate mandems ability and determination to squeeze innit
Ayo check his clench, he ain’t really bout it
by November 27, 2021
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The Clench Instinct

When a human dies, their final instinct is to clench their lower orifices. This is why Necrophiliacs claim that corpses are better than the real thing.
Human 1: Dude you see that girl when she was almost stabbed.
Human 2: Yeah, you could see the clench instinct kick in.
Human 1: Yeah dude, it was hot.

Stephen Hawking: My best discovery for science was and will always be, the clench instinct.
by erwkjls;lkqy54gb March 18, 2019
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Caterpillar Clench

In other words the vaigina as a grabbing tool.
We went on a date and I got my Johnson caught in her Caterpillar Clench, no complaints
by The Gitfiddl3r May 25, 2021
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