Clayton

Clayton is a guy who always knows what he wants until he can have it, then never mind. He's quick to point out the flaws in everyone else but can never seem to find fault in himself. He loves using Urban Dictionary to take swipes at people but deletes it when he sobers up. In short, his great beard doesn't make up for his asshattery.

Clayton is an asshat.

by NoelleW May 14, 2015

Clayton

orland park slang for a short cigarette. claytons come about by removing the cherry from a half-smoked hundo, and placing it back in the box to be finished later. the term is nearly exclusive to the region, but has confirmed uses in some illinois college towns.

stoner 1: man, i can't finish this entire marlboro 100.
stoner 2: then make a clayton out of it and finish it later.

by bozenda February 21, 2007

Clayton

The most annoying person in the whole entire universe

Ugh this guy won’t leave me alone. He’s such a clayton.

by i enjoy eating mayonnaise June 23, 2018

Clayton

A dumbass. Someone who makes retarded choices

That was such a Clayton idea.

by Jgzillag3 January 27, 2017

clayton

A fucking nigger that is a fucking dick that likes to swallow dick

Aw Clayton is in hailing dick again

by Austin howe February 28, 2018

Clayton

A boy who is indecisive,nerdy, and funny. He has adhd and listens to metal music, hes dirty-blonde with blue eyes and very attractive but can be annoying sometimes

Girl 1: wait, whats the name of that boy you like?

Girl 2: Clayton..

Girl 1: oh that kid? He's too energetic..

Girl 3: and indecisive..

Girl 2: Hey! Hes great the way he is!

by Girlinlove44 April 6, 2020

Clayton

A complete fucking asshole but a good friend. White as fuck ginger and extremely racist. Likes to throw fire flasks and say it wasn’t him. Also likes to turn your entire world hollow. Tends to have an obsession with peanut butter. Dates thots and has a homosexual best friend named coby.

Wow ok your gonna pull a clayton on me? What are you gonna do? Call me a Nigger?

by BIOLONTA June 9, 2018