clatchet

classy + ratchet.

Elegant women who dance to strip club music are "clatchet."

by LOLingALLDAY December 16, 2012

clatchet

(adj.) someone who is ratchet and classy at the same time.

ex: Allison was so clatchet at Joel's wedding, she was dancing with a bottle of beer.

by MasterCdiddy August 16, 2014

Clutch God

Commonly referred to as a person whos actions clutches/wins a game for the team without otherwise would have resulted in a loss. Used majorly in videogames like Call of Duty, Halo and League of Legends but is also used in sports. The ultimate compliment to someone who gave 110% for the win.

"I can't believe he just hit that buzzer beater, what a clutch god!"
"Did he just 1 vs 9 that game of SnD?!
Clutch God!"

by Overly Cocky September 9, 2015

Clutch Jay

A joint that is seemingly pulled out of nowhere, in times of necessity when all other options seem exhausted.

With a snap of a finger he pulled out a clutch jay out of his friend's pack of cigarettes.

After calling every number in their phone-book the crew found themselves unable to get any weed, luckily Tom had a clutch jay in his pocket.

by Dah Cheese October 2, 2011

Colon Clutch

Invented by Evan Seinfeld of the band Biohazard, it's when you are doing a chick from behind, then fist her and jerk yourself off from the inside.

I'll marry the next chick I can colon clutch.

by Dub April 1, 2005

The Flying Clutchmen

-The international soccer (football) team from The Netherlands. More specifically the 2010 Dutch team that reached the finals and was defeated by Spain.

-Before the 2010 Final, they won 5 out of 6 games by a one goal margin, including wins over Denmark, Japan, Cameroon, Slovakia, Uruguay, and favored Brazil.

-Widely considered to be the best international football squad never to have won a World Cup. They have finished second in the 1974, 1978, and 2010 World Cups.

-They are known for their beautiful play and incredible work ethic.

Talley: "Wow that Netherlands win over Brazil was incredible!"

Babe: "Yep The Flying Clutchmen strike again!"

by Baberrius624 July 14, 2010

mr. clutch

Some of who can perform under pressure.

Lebron is Mr. Clutch for the CAVS

by gumamarten June 17, 2016