churching

To boast or exaggerate beyond truth. To sell beyond merit.

Dude, Darcy was totally churching you up to that little redheaded girl at the bar last night.

Jim won't stop churching up curling. It's like he's on commission.

by Mr Fuckers December 16, 2008

Chidling

1.Any one of a variety of young annoying or otherwise insufferable children in view of ones vision. Usually used in winter.

1."Look out! Some chidlings are coming!"

by Riland January 12, 2008

Chuffling

Talking complete bollocks and rambling on when your completely sober.

Zero understanding about the context.

Jeff: "I bought a shed yesterday because i couldn't be bothered with a green house."

Sally: "What on earth do you mean?"

Jeff: "I'm not sure myself but i need something in the garden to put my garden tools in, and maybe the car if i'm lucky. Or even i could make it a games room."

Sally: "Stop chuffling Jeff and drink your tea i made you 3 hours ago!"

by Fat Jock April 6, 2009

Churching

When there isn't enough of an alcoholic beverage to go around so you all pass it and share; when someone is too scared to get their own drink but will sip yours to fit in

Freshman: Yeah we only had one beer so we churched it
Kyle: bro it's like we're churching this beer with you all snagging it from me
Tom: they all wanted a taste of Mike's Hard Lemonade so we churched it for the experience

by Cemmop July 7, 2017

Churpsing

To flirt.

Im churpsing them girls.
Im churpsing with her.

by SpungehDC September 9, 2011

Curdling

When a girl is on the verge of having cottage cheese thighs. This condition typically develops in the early 20's due to college drinking and a lack of exercice because she has "always been skinny."

"I need to hit that soon cause that chick is curdling"

by Nimrod Wildfire September 24, 2011

Curdling

"The great melting pot of sex"

Mixing and inserting semen from condoms of past lovers into the vagina with the intent to impregnate oneself without knowledge of who the father will be

"I tried curdling 9 months ago and now have a beautiful mystery bundle!"

by your dead great-grandmother May 16, 2019