Churchitis

When an individual doesn't want to go to church and fakes a sickness the person is said to have churchitis.

Timmy said he didn't feel good this morning before church, personally I don't think he is really sick, he just has churchitis.

by Churchmasta August 1, 2012

Plastic Churchill

Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson PM of the United Kingdom

Plastic Churchill clapped for the NHS while refusing to give nurses a pay rise.

by Inspired Capybara June 16, 2021

Churchill Challenge

Its when you're in London and guys at the bar challenge you to drink a lot and then give them all blow jobs.

Have you ever done the Churchill Challenge?
Answer: Oh, yes!

by Mmm G February 25, 2009

Chunchine

How a coke head says sunshine.

Coke head: Hey buddy! I wuh jusht schnortin up behind family dollar en da chunchine made me schneeze. What eh messsh let me tell you.

by Ivana Yamama June 10, 2009

Churching

Doing anything related to church. This includes but is not limited to: going to church, attending church, attending highschool/college group, going to Passion or other christian concerts, and serving the poor with members of the church. Someone who is in the act of churching on most occasions will not leave and is therefore useless to non-churching friends.

Alex: "Hey guys we have an extra ticket to see Iron Maiden, who should we invite?"

Travis: "Lets see if Bryan can go."

Alex: "There's no point he's too busy churching right now."

by Henry Litchford December 5, 2011

Chuchin

A word used to tell someone that you were basically doing absolutely nothing; A slang synonym of masterbation;
A word used to describe the climax of a sexual encounter.

What did you do last night? Stayed home and chuched!
Boss, you chuchin over there?
She came over to my place and I chuched all over her!
Where are you going? To the store to buy some chuch-paper

by iamcandien December 28, 2011

Ward Churchill

A son of a bitch who is a professor at the University of Colorado. What nerve this asshole has to compare people who died in the World Trade Center on that terrible, destructive day to Nazis! What this "man" spews out is not free speech, but HATE speech. So who's the REAL Nazi now?

Sarah, I'm glad you broke up with that guy; he was always such a Ward Churchill to you.

by Republican Warrior February 23, 2005