Chodes

Collection of people who are wider than they are tall and usually vertically challenged.

that Chap, Will'all and Dairylea Body are right Chodes

by souls2801 January 25, 2011

Chode

a dick fatter in width than length. A penis on steroids. A cock so big Justin Beiber can't deep throat it.

floppy dick Chode

by will purtill November 11, 2013

Chode

We all know the literal translation. But most people use it as a derogatory term for somone who thinks they are WAY cooler than they really are.

Ryan Seacrest and Carson Daly... perfect examples

by Grirl February 24, 2004

Chode

A chode is a penis whose width exceeds its length. Comes from the latin choderis meaning segment. The segment is a reference to the "slices" of stone that were stacked to make classical roman columns.

Masturbating is hard for those men with chodes. The penis rarely extends past the middle of the palm

by Dude August 21, 2006

Chode

A dick wider than it is long.

Jim couldn't fit his Chode into Jenna's mouth.

by CokRubbin May 20, 2015

chode

a dick thats as wide as its long, really common in fat people.

guy 1. dude, see that fat guy hitting on those little kids.
guy 2. i bet he has a chode
guy 1. ikr!

by epinephrineaddict February 11, 2009

Chode

As everyone knows is, hypothetically, "A penis wider than it is long" - BUT does it exist??

Sophie really wants to find a Chode

by Third Place April 28, 2003