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chocolate covered custerd fucker

a cop who likes to fuck his doughnuts and spill his coffee on his dick then helps his partner slam his dick in the car door then they go fuck each other until the boss catches them.
look at the chocolate covered custerd fucker over there. i see the chocolate covered custered fucker over there.
by Lil Steve-O April 13, 2005
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chocolate covered bubble wrap

It is the most amazing thing ever. You can eat it and it tastes like chocolate and bubble wrap. And it pops. Which is cool. If you eat some, you will be cool.
Person 1: "Hey you want some bubble wrap?"
Person 2: "You got chocolate to go with it?"
Person 1: "Uh. . . no."
Person 2: (walks off) :mutters: "So uncool."

Cuz you all know chocolate covered bubble wrap is the best :D
by Bob!!!! November 14, 2007
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Chocolate Covered Egg Roll

When an Oriental person is having buttsex and puts his dick in her mouth and then punches her face over and over again. Tasty!
"Wow, that chocolate covered eggroll was delightful!"
by Juanny October 8, 2004
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Chocolate covered dirt monkey

A person of african decent or commonly known as a black person.
That chocolate covered dirt monkey stole my chicken and kool-aid.
by xpoxopx November 28, 2010
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chocolate covered sugar bombs

1. a humerus cereal portrayed on Calvin and Hobbes
2. Coco Puffs
Calvin: i love my chocolate covered sugar bombs
by onewhodies November 18, 2010
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Chocolate Covered Chicken

This is a substance that really fat people order at fast food restaurants or places that serve meals and is exactly what it sounds like. Chicken dipped in chocolate. The individuals that consume Chocolate Covered Chicken or "CCC" for short, are usually obese.
"Hey Sheri, halt the fucking wagon, and get that Chocolate Covered Chicken (CCC) out your mouth"
by bringerofbadnews October 26, 2008
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Chocolate Covered Banana

A sexual act, occurring when a man defecates into the woman's mouth and then the woman gives the man fellatio before swallowing the feces.
"I couldn't believe it, but actually it was her who insisted on giving me a Chocolate Covered Banana."
by BondageTMA November 13, 2009
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