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Breakfast of Champions

(1) The trademarked slogan for the General Mills breakfast cereal "Wheaties", a product that has been marketed since 1924.

(2) The title of Kurt Vonnegut's 1973 novel "Breakfast of Champions, or Goodbye Blue Monday".

(3) A ironically humorous expression that is used to indicate a food or beverage that isn't very good for you.
EXAMPLE of senses (1) and (2) :

' The expression "Breakfast of Champions" is a registered trademark of General Mills, Inc., for use on a breakfast cereal product. The use of the identical expression as the title for this book is not intended to indicate an association with or sponsorship by General Mills, nor is it intended to disparage their fine products.'

-- Kurt Vonnegut, being ironical on page 1 of the Preface to his 1973 novel "Breakfast of Champions", a tongue-in-cheek admonition he repeats verbatim in Chapter 18 (on page 195).

EXAMPLE of sense (3):

' I now had Bonnie MacMahon, bring more yeast excrement to . . . Karabekian. Karabekian's drink was a Beefeater's dry martini with a twist of lemon peel, so Bonnie said to him, "Breakfast of Champions."

' "That's what you said when you brought me my first martini," said Karabekian.

' "I say that every time I give anybody a martini," said Bonnie.

' Doesn't that get tiresome?" said Karabekian. "Or maybe that's why people found cities in Godforsaken places like this -- so that they can make the same jokes over and over again, until the Bright Angel of Death stops their mouths with ashes."

' "I just try to cheer people up," said Bonnie. "If that's a crime, I never heard about it till now. I'll stop saying it from now on. I beg your pardon. I did not mean to give offense." '

-- From Kurt Vonnegut's 1973 novel "Breakfast of Champions", Chapter 19 (pages 208 - 211).
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Snow Chimp

1. (n) A derogatory term made popular by primarily African-American Internet users in relation to Caucasian, European or otherwise white users. Often used in response to more common racial slurs in flame wars.
Snow chimps live in caves like Neanderthals and love to rape their cousins.
by Gate of Gamers August 7, 2017
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An annual competition to determine the world's most boring person. Won for the last 4 years by Fishy MacSwell who impressed the judges with his droopy old face, boring Pork Scotch Trousers and his insistence on having a barbecue every day of his pointless fucking life.
Kibbles: What are all those trophies for?

Trace: They're the Porky Scotcher's. He's won the World Championship of Boringness for the last 4 years.
by kenny spoffo-grumpbeetle May 24, 2009
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World Fucking Champions

The Philadelphia Phillies. A term publically coined at the victory parade rally by player Chase Utley, who boldly uttered the phrase to many thousands in Citizens Bank Park and millions watching and listening at home. It has become the local title of endearment for this historic team. The term is often abbreviated as 'WFC' by internet fans of the franchise.
"World Champions. World FUCKING Champions!" - Chase Utley, Second Fucking Baseman of the Philadelphia Fucking Phillies.
by expert of experts January 17, 2009
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Simp Chimpin

when someone hangs out with (Simps) some girls instead hangin with da bois.
Roger would rather simp for cindy than hang out with his friends.
Because he is Simp Chimpin he no longer has friends.
by BroManDan August 24, 2020
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Champion

Subject: CHA-mP-ION

Unfathomable skill that no one else besides 7 men can withhold. You can spot a champion in the wild. If you spot someone uttering the word "champion" over and over again, that's a true champion right there. Unlimited strength and power, they carry the establishment for which they are apart of. Anyone who tries to test a champion will immediately be criticized and killed.
"Now that's a true champion right there"
"CHAMPIONS???"
by L0g October 2, 2019
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Welfare Chimp

A person who recieves government money (welfare), lives in government housing, and is liable to become severely angered and hostile upon notice of eviction and termination of welfare payments.
P1: Want to look at the welfare chimps over in the new Noland Village exhibit?

P2: Can't. The cops just raided the meth lab in the Jonathan St exhibit and I want to see the new welfare chimps they put in there.
by Garry Squarepants May 25, 2018
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