English Chimney Sweep

when you are having intercourse with your girl's ass in the doggystyle position and you are about to cum, you reach your arm around and karate chop her in the neck. this will cause her to cough, and her rectum will contract and open violently. and your orgasm will be as glorious as a fine winters day in Milwaukee.

" Hey bro, I gave my girl an English Chimney Sweep last night!"

"oh damn bro! you a bad muh fucka"
"she broke up with me. fml."
"doesn't matter had sex"
chorus" I JUST HAD SEEEEEEEEX"

by SwagMedaFuckOut March 7, 2012

Ballymena Chimney Stack

Whilst your partner sleeps, grab a glass and carefully shit in it. Leave the glass by the bedside table. As they awaken the smell of stench will be intolerable. The odour will make them feel like they are in hell.

When my wife passed out after a night of drinks i left a Ballymena Chimney Stack for when she wakes up

by Hellbender1690 October 8, 2019

Chimney Sweeping

(v) {pres. part.}: The insertion of a prolapsed uterus into a vagina or anus during sexual intercourse, usually in place of a penis.

At first the sight of the saggy uterus was sickening, but when she stated chimney sweeping the guy, I couldn't help but feel strangely aroused, if not dead inside.

by Mr__P March 13, 2010

Chimen

A person who does absolutely no wrong and is a goodie goodie two shoes. they can also get annoied very easily by the simplest things

guy: Hi!
girl: EeEEeeeee! leave me alone!
guy: god, you're such a chimen.

girl 1: oh crap i didn't do my homework.
girl 2: I did. I always have my homework done :)
girl 1: you're such a chimen.

by Don'tAskWhoIam February 10, 2010

greasy chimney

A sexual maneuver in which the woman (or man) sits with the legs extended straigt up into the air and the man below, thrusting his penis in and out of the asshole.

Jacob had a great time last night giving his girlfriend a greasy chimney.

by !THOR! June 17, 2006

crimenently

This expression would be used to express some surprise or frustration when a situation did not turn out the way expected. Usually with negative results.

Mary exclaimed, "Crimenently.", when her husband forgot to pick her up on time to make it to her appointment.

by Borderdog May 23, 2007

Chimney Effect

This occurs when you drop ass while wearing heavy clothing or coverall type clothing. The stench dosent escape throught the fabric. It travels up and vents out around your neck like smoke out a chimney.

Ace: Did you just drop ass in your Flightsuit?

Goose: Ya, I'm waiting for the Chimney Effect.

by Socata September 5, 2007