Childhood iMovie

A Childhood iMovie is that one really shitty iMovie you made with your cousins or siblings and friends when you were younger and pure, innocent and not Dirty Minded. You showed it to you parents so proudly despite it being the worst movie to ever grace the world. Tho you thought it was Hollywood worthy.

Girl 1: “Aww, remember those cute little Childhood iMovies that we all used to make when we were kids?”
Girl 2: “Omg girl, I remember how bad they were lol.”

by Kometani‘s Biggest Fangirl July 28, 2023

Childhood Depression

Childhood Depression

Childhood depression is when a child eventually starts not feeling joy and instead just being empty, hollow and depressed.

This usually effects kids when they start being overworked, stressed, and burned out, which leads to sadness, tiredness, and depression.

This probably spiked in 2020, when kids started becoming more distanced over time due to not socializing, and eventually childhood depression started for an unknown number of kids.

Mandy: Why is Sam so sad?

Amanda: I heard he had childhood depression, i hope he recovers.

by anonymous January 27, 2023

childhood dog

A dog that you grew up with. That has a special place in your heart.

I often think of Buddy. He was my childhood dog.

by kiwi05 August 29, 2023

childhood

Blissful ignorance of the horrors in the world.

Everyone is a child, but not everyone gets the privilege of having a childhood.

by bearbears July 25, 2020

Childhood hog

The childhood hog is the like the Angels off that movie about Scrooge, except it's a hog that visits children who have missed things from their childhood like seeing 'the lion king.'

Daphne- aw man you never believed in Santa?
Sagitta- nah man

Daphne- you're overdo for a visit from the childhood hog

by 🌏💖 January 30, 2017

childhood

the worst years of someones life, when one is basically living a prisoner-like lifestyle (i am an actual child, i would know this)

i fucking hate my childhood

by some hackerman December 1, 2018

Cptsd (Complex/Childhood)

A craazzyy religious order disguised/masked as long term "abuse"/"trauma"- venting.

that teaches you to hate/judge your "boomer" parents as harshly as possible, often with accounts/stotries too horrid/bizzare/fantastic to be true* (especially if YOU (🫵) fall under their mythical definition of "teen/young adult" ). It's subreddit/meme subreddit namesake (as well as the likes of r/raisedbynarcissists & r/boomersbeingfools) groom/indoctrinate you to the worst shit possible
Also closely linked to the cult of 'mental health/illness diagnosis' and certain toxic strains of "woke" politics

Cptsd (Complex/Childhood)

*apologise to those whove faced parental abuse for real, ik mine were by a great shot better than most others i knew (Im 18M)

by Hello-553669 April 25, 2025