I Have Children In My Basement

Instead of saying you have something you can say the much better phrase I Have Children In My Basement

hello did you know I Have Children In My Basement

by TotallyNormalPerson March 21, 2023

Children of Bodem

it's children of bodom you ignorant asshole.

everyone who thinks it is children of bodem probably downloads the music from some other ignorant asshole who cant pronaunce children of bodom.

by Otto w. 23.12.2006 December 30, 2006

Muscle children

Refers to the muscles in your body. Mostly biceps & chest, almost never legs.

Feed your starving muscle children with liver shattering amounts of protein powder.

by M8000 December 5, 2013

Chilcote

A name, usually a last name, that marks its owner as having an enormous schlong. This name can only be obtained after sleeping with a minimum of 411 ridiculously attractive women. Notorious for stealing your girl... yes YOUR girl.

"I have slept with 676 hot women, if my dick was 3 inches longer I would be a Chilcote!"

"I think that guy that just walked in is a Chilcote, my girlfriend and her sister will most likely have a threesome with him tonight. I hope they let me watch!"

by Father of modern sex October 26, 2008

married with children

one of the greatest show, one of the first funniest show ever b4 the simpsons and family guy. great show until they stoped producing the show due to the never ending aging process of the actors

by Anonymous September 20, 2003

childroes

See Childroz,

Both term used to describe ghetto and trailer park children.

I got really pissed at Any, because my dick was hard and her childroes were still up

by Dz Nutz January 16, 2004

childfree

One who is childless, whatever the circumstances, and loves every minute of it! Childfrees know that one does not need to have a child to feel 'complete', to know love, or to be a good person. Childfrees do not necessarily hate children (some like them, some hate them), but do not wish to be around them 24/7 with no time to themselves, or cannot stand poorly disciplined brats. Childfrees also have more time and money to spend on other, more important pursuits, such as art, learning, travel, charity, and let's not forget picking up the slack for childed coworkers who disappear every time their child/ren have soccer practice...

Childfree... the life for me!

by Child Hatter May 13, 2003