Person 1: Where are you from?
Person 2 : I’m from Quincy, Illinois.
Person 1: Oh so you’re near Chicago?
Person 2: Chicago is 200 miles away
Person 1: Oh, but that’s near Chicago right?
Person 2: ....
Person 2 : I’m from Quincy, Illinois.
Person 1: Oh so you’re near Chicago?
Person 2: Chicago is 200 miles away
Person 1: Oh, but that’s near Chicago right?
Person 2: ....
by That one guy who wrote a word November 25, 2020
Get the Chicagomug. Some place in United States where nobody puts ketchup on their hot dogs and Michael Jordan is king. Not doin so good right now but eh.
Alex McPherson was Chicago's new hero after she stopped some magical hooligans from turning the streets into water and the sidewalks into rainbows.
by I stole your nose August 28, 2020
Get the Chicagomug. A lot of people want to come to this city but most of the people who love here want to leave this city.
Chicago is one of the most deadliest city's in America. This city will change your life in 1 day, and if you make it a another day it's because a bullet hit someone else.
Chicago is one of the most deadliest city's in America. This city will change your life in 1 day, and if you make it a another day it's because a bullet hit someone else.
They pull a knife, you pull a gun. He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue. *That’s* the *Chicago* way
by Stinkkay May 7, 2016
Get the Chicagomug. The best city in the whole world! The best people come from the midwest, and the best of the midwest is located in Chicago Illinois. This city is not only home to awesome food like pizza and hotdogs, the Sears Tower, Lake Michigan, Six Flags Great America, Woodfield Mall, and the Mag Mile, but it is home to the best people on earth!
There's no place like home - sweet home, Chicago.
by ChitownGirlie June 21, 2008
Get the Chicagomug. Chicago has many nicknames like the Second City (to New York), City of Big Shoulders and the Windy City. The weather sucks; it's sweltering in the summer and below zero most of the winter. The central business district (downtown) is called the Loop because the El encompasses it. Ethnic groups are spread nearly evenly throughout the city, except for the west side, which is mostly African American. We have two airports, two baseball teams, a corrupt local government and a lot of people from southern Illinois who are jealous of us. Contrary to popular belief (as seen above) the north side is not all white and the south side is not all black. Kanye West & the Smashing Pumpkins are two artists from Chicago.
by Kristy November 3, 2004
Get the Chicagomug. Greatest place in the Midwest. A place where the street gangs are actually home grown unlike New York. No Bloods and Crips here, just Peoples and Folks. There are three sides, North, South, and West. The South Side is divided into Southwest and Southeast depending on the Dan Ryan Expressway. The North Side gets a rep for pussy ass white yuppies. The South Side and West Side is the real city aside from fancy skyscrapers you hear about. Chicago is a place dick ridden by people from Milwaukee, Indiana, Detroit, and most of all downstate. True capital of Illinois, home to the Sears Tower and birthplace of skyscrapers and the tallest buildings in the world.
People in Detroit don't like Chicago, because we actually have something to appeal to tourist. Many wannabe Chicago's in the Midwest, but there's only one.
by Quickdraw January 9, 2005
Get the Chicagomug. Shit-cago...you MUST be from new york. Im glad that outta towners dont understand what chicago is all about, id rather enjoy my city without all the shitty attention and arrogance that LALA LAnd and New york get. Who gives a crap that LA is "2nd city", it has freakin 4 times as much land as chicago and only a few hundred thousand more people, hmm LA: only if your rich, a celeb, or a gangster New York: only if you want desiner clothes, live in a skyscraper "paradise"(by the way, didnt Chicago INVENT THE SKYSCRAPER!!!!) and be treated like shit by everyone living there and elsewhere. Chicago PWNS all. dirty lake and dirty river?!?!?! LOL ever look at the east hudson river? nuff said --->lake michigan, best drinking water in the WORLD...yes, THE WORLD why you think LA want a pipe built from chicago to california, hmm yea. you can keep hollywood, who gives a shit about celebrities. you can keep times square, carson daley sucks ass. you can keep beverly hills, we dont need plastic surgeons here in chitown. you can keep your shitty architecture. Murder capital, hell yea, get the fuck out if you dont like! pussies
by northsider1983 September 16, 2005
Get the Chicagomug.