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cheeky spastic 

A beverage made mainly from shorts. Generally has added vitamins in the way of foodstuffs such as sprouts. Named from the effect of drinking it combined with the phrase "Oh that's cheeky" and closely followed by temporary spastication. Also worth seeing the more modern variation, the Cheeky Saville
Colin had a cheeky spastic before crawling home and anally impregnating the gremlin.
cheeky spastic by CleansweepBod November 21, 2014
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cheeky smile

Beautiful cute sexy sweet god damn mind blowing out of this world
A girl gives you a cheeky smile and you can't help but smile back its a cute sweet beautiful smile that hits you like a warm ray of sun shine on cold winter's day truly one of a kind think your self lucky if you even meet one person in you life who has a smile like this
cheeky smile by 35cat27 November 18, 2013

cheeky chirag 

A cheeky chirag is a drink of water consumed alongside (or in the more orthodox form instead of) an alcoholic beverage on a night out to expedite recovery the following day.
For example: mate can I have two double vodka lemonades and a cheeky chirag please? I've got to be up in the morning.
cheeky chirag by Wah Bom Beki November 29, 2013

Cheeky bum sex

What Phan like to do in their spare time. In which the feminine partner bends over, and masculine partner swiftly thrusting into them.
AmazingPhil and Danisnotonfire started rubbing up against eachother preparing for their cheeky bum sex

Cheeky Woodsman 

A pubic cut on a man who is relatively hairy, he shaves his entire pubic region and leaves the hair on the rest of his body. This gives a bald spot effect as though a woodsman has been playing silly buggers.
Guy A: "You need to check out my pubes man, gave myself a bit of a trim"
Guy B: "That's nothing, check out my cheeky woodsman!"
Cheeky Woodsman by jMiR October 13, 2010

cheeky cunt 

A light-hearted term of chastisement, usually only used among close friends, to refer to someone who is perceived to have been rude or to have taken a liberty. Use of the term usually doesn't indicate real anger, and isn't intended to cause great offence.
1. John takes a sip of Fred's beverage.
"Oi you cheeky cunt, buy your own drink!" says Fred.

2. "Hey Fred, could I get seconds on that spliff?" asks John.
"Don't be a cheeky cunt, wait until it gets passed to you!" replies Fred.

3. "Fucking hell John, I never thought YOU would be able to get with such a fit girl!" exclaims Fred, in disbelief.
"Cheeky cunt!" replies John.
cheeky cunt by cheeky_cunt February 18, 2011

Cheeky Wank 

British slang for jerking off (aka squeezing the snake).
She did not want to have sex, instead she sent me out for a cheeky wank.
Cheeky Wank by Big Sexy 4 March 3, 2010