chuffwig

Slang word for the not only beautiful, but practical crop of pubic hair surrounding a woman's cunt.

Dear God, you have quite a thatched chuffwig.

by Michael Vance February 13, 2004

Chuffing

A popular term used South Yorkshire term, a less crude term use in place of fuck

chuff/fuck, and chuffin/fuckin

Most common: Chuffin' hell!

That chuffin idiot!

What the bloody chuff!

by Sod off, ye chuffin git! April 11, 2005

chuffed

Proud, or happy, or pleased with ones self or the situation.

Can also mean overly pleased with oneself (sarcastic chuffed) when it isn't deserved, if you're a chav.

Not to be confused with chuff, which can refer to a female's privates, or chuffpipe which can refer to anus/asshole, or chuffer, which is a insult or derogatory label for a person.

I'm chuffed to bits because I've just won 50 quid on a scratch card!

by bigperk January 7, 2016

chuffing nora

When somthing bad is/has happening. Although the unfortunate victim handles the possibly multi-leathal situation with unerveing calmness. As though the situation happens worryingly often and seems, to have become an amusing local joke.
west yorkshire, Braford).

" CHUFFING NORA! the round-square's just cum off mi combinar arv'estar!".

by kazzy27 November 11, 2007

chuffnuts

Origin: my ex, East London
Definition: The hair and sweat from your nether regions teamed up with the fluff from your underwear to create those little fluff hair balls that stick to your arse.
Singular: Chuffnut

Ex: Urgh, I've got chuffnuts.
Me: What the fuck are chuffnuts?

Ex: Look at the size of this chuffnut!
Me: *Disgusted* We have been going out for way too long.

by peachy3000 May 9, 2006

chaffiage

any type of sourness inflicted on the body as a result from a harsh rubbing of two body parts. It will produce a red sore which is best treated with generous vasaline application. Can be rated as well.

oi duck, ive got at least 7/10 on the chaffiage scale

by Joe the chafe meister general January 12, 2005

Chaffed

Being upset or irratated at someone or their actions.

She was chaffed that he would not clean up his bed

by Bomber12345 June 3, 2019