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Chimpagne

Noun - Any Champage, sparkling wine, liqour, liquer, or unholy amalgum of two or more of the preceeding, produced under license of, endorsed by, or repeatedly referenced in the lyrics of any rapper and / or Hip Hop artist.

Chimpagne will often come in colors and neon tones not seen since the 80's, or anywhere outside of Chernobyl, Russia.
(1)

R. Kelley: Waitress! A bottle of your finest Alizé for this fine young bitch!

Young Bitch: Ewwwww nigga! I'd rather drink warm piss than that chimpagne!

R. Kelley: (menacingly) That can be arranged...

(2)

Lackey: Sir, the Q2 2010 numbers are in. We're bankrupt.

Frederick Rouzaud: Yeah? Well at least we're not making chimpagne anymore. Fucking Jay-Z...
by Tiestofan25 October 12, 2010
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Chavanese

Talk to a chav, and you will hear chavanese.
by Arse Bandit June 11, 2006
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Champagne Socialist

Billy Bragg, a folk-punk performer. Best known in England for espousing the virtues of being a working class man and then moving the fuck out of his blue collar 'hood in Essex asap. Certainly a fine musician, widely acclaimed for killer albums such as Back to Basics and his respectable tributes to Joe Strummer (of the only band that matters, the ClashTM), he is fond of "pontificating on a South London council estate when we all know he lives in a lovely big house in West Dorset".
GI Dave: OMG Billy Bragg! Dude, I'm your biggest fan!

SJ: OMG PLUS ME TOO!

GI Dave: You should come play at our school's music festival Culture Shock in April!

Billy Bragg: I would love to but unfortunately April is the month that I arbitrarily fire half of my waiting/serving staff at home and hire new servants that I can pay less. If Joe Strummer were alive I would recommend you to him because he squatted almost his whole life and definitely never lived in Dorset. However, he's dead so you'll probably have to go watch some totally unremarkable over-hyped hipster headliner for Culture Shock.

GI Dave: man, CL was totally right, you really are such a champagne socialist.
by ChristaLea December 24, 2007
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Champagne showers

The act of shaking up champagne bottles and popping them, thus spraying your friends and yourself with large quantities of champagne in an act of celebration.
I can't wait until the champagne showers later
by Hyphy squirrel August 23, 2011
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Champagne Floater

The act of carefully dropping your nutsack into a glass of champagne. The effervescence of the liquid surrounds your beanbag and produces a tingling, uplifting experience.
Instead of participating in the ceremonial toast on New Years Eve, Brian decided to take his glass of Dom Perignon into the shitter and welcome 2009 with a Champagne Floater.
by Cman February 2, 2009
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Champagne Hand Job

When a girl is giving you a hand job, and right when you are about to finish, she puts her thumb over the tip, spraying it everywhere, and leaving some stuck in the chamber. It'll come out in an hour, but probably sting.
Holy shit that girl just gave me a champagne hand job, and some got stuck in the champber!
by Richard Brownell May 8, 2010
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Champagne Shower

The act of your partner ejaculating into the air as if they are popping a celebratory champagne bottle. Your partner then attempts to receive the cum in the air with a "yummm yumm yumm" sound as though they are a goldfish feeding on tasty food flakes.

A golden champagne shower is when the giver has eaten pinapple prior to the act.
After brunch & those mimosas I gave that bitch a champagne shower.
by Disappointed Mr. Hanky May 25, 2014
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