The Chair

For a girl, the chair may mean the casual dumping place of clothes you don’t want to fold.

For a guy, let’s just say there are some very questionable stains and you have to debate if you really want to sit there and how safe it is.

Girl 1: You really need to clean the chair, it’s monstrous!
Girl 2: Yeah I know it’s getting out of hand.
Or
Guy 1: Dude, did you clean the chair?
Guy 2: Nah I might use it again.

by CrazyAllCaps November 19, 2017

Chair

The hottest thing since trees. Chair is a very fine fellow that lives in many places but spends most of its time in LA.

"Have you seen Chair?"
"I sat on him earlier, why?"

by GalaxyFoxx2008 February 14, 2023

Chair

Were you sit your butt down when your tired or just to lazy to do anything.

"Hey kid take a seat in that chair and we may begin..."
"Ok."

by Black Dragon! September 13, 2015

chair

Chair another word for claire the nice girl who is always there and is nice and will do anything for you

Claire is a chair

by LieutenantOfArtemis June 16, 2019

Chair

An object you sit on

Sit down on the chair jimmy

by PoopyFarts November 21, 2017

Chair

Pale

Damn Epic really sits hard on this Chair
Pls this is a joke don't take this seriously

by HaremFucker420 June 19, 2021

Chair

Something you sit on you dumbass.

- What are you sitting on?
- A chair you moron.

by Quick Mafs May 7, 2020