A hot ass mother fucker that keeps it lit by slow chapping his beautifully lucious lips nice and easy. He chaps it so nice you'll always come back for more!
Jack: Did you see Uncle Chapstick slow chap the clam the other day?
Jil: it was the most glorious chapping of my life!
Jil: it was the most glorious chapping of my life!
by QueenOfCakes June 16, 2017
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this is far from a good thing, if you couldn't tell by the name.
this is far from a good thing, if you couldn't tell by the name.
mother; "we're going to visit your grandparents tomorrow! yay!"
daughter; "fuck me sideways with a chainsaw."
daughter; "fuck me sideways with a chainsaw."
by josie minus the pussycats June 29, 2011
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First used (?) in "Heathers" http://imdb.com/title/tt0097493/ , probably more close to meaning "well, I'll be damned" or "Well, kiss my ass".
by OldFart77 December 9, 2008
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by harry flashman July 23, 2003
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Becky was really enjoying the anal romp that had ensued for a period of 45 minutes. Then the anal beads were inserted, and her fun came to a screaming end when her partner applied the chainsaw maneuver. Her fun was then completely forgotten when cleanup of the millions of fecal projectiles ensued.
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by bob teats April 16, 2010
Get the racist chainsaw mug.When a girls clit is so red and sensitive from just being eaten out. It can only happen when it’s so good that her legs shake and she might even squirt.
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