A blonde boy with a small dick. He basically has no friends and is a dumb spick. He Plays soccer and Eats his teammates asses. He also Refers to the term "Head is head" after his brother sucked his dick in the shower. You don't wanna be friends withe this piece of shit cause all he wants to do is touch kids. RAWR XD *nuzzles* FAUCET
Cesar is a douche
by FaucetFather February 03, 2017
Cesar is gay monkey that like Cristian inside Luis and invite him over to sex party and invite shreck and Ivan dad over and shreck has sex with Luis and Ivan dad has sex with Cristian and monkey like to swim in a tub of cum
Cesar
by Dkkdnsjsjsjsjajsjsjdmdmx February 20, 2020
by Anonymoususer128 February 03, 2019
He be farting too much he ugly he likes blondes hair girl but as I was saying he farts too much and mostly at night
by Luis Canoo March 23, 2018
An ugly boi, who is extremely short and has crunchy hair. He is a no good boyfriend with a very small dick
by LindaSharry February 05, 2020
A very rare creature that has never been seen. He is a strong loving man. Everyone knows he exists but there is no evidence of it. Cesar’s dad can most commonly be found in a long line at a supermarket or gas station.
by FuckJackie November 29, 2018