An art tool more often used for getting high then actually glueing things. Also synonymous with brain cancer
by Astram22 November 1, 2011
Get the Rubber Cementmug. Person 1: Hey, dude... there's some wet cement down by the park.
Person 2: {mischievous look} Hehehe...
Person 2: {mischievous look} Hehehe...
by Lucio Soph August 6, 2010
Get the Wet Cementmug. by RmanSimono_FF December 22, 2008
Get the Cement Citymug. Popularized by some movie about America and history and maybe an X, it's when you get really mad at someone for hanging out infront of their house so you kick the shit out of them and then take their face to the curb and rest their upper mouth on the cement and then jump on their head as hard as you can, causing their teeth and jaw to get smushed into their brains. Usually causing death or the horrendous condition known as "British Teeth"
by Jerry's Kid April 20, 2004
Get the cement smileymug. When a persons shits themselves due to no availible toilet resources. The sheer mass of shit combined with heat means the shit turns into a cement which not only cements your pants to your arse but the sheer weight means it feels like they are carrying cement.
Helen: Hurry up Bill why are you walking so slow?
Bill: Sorry, i'm carrying a little more weight down below and have a severe case of cement pants.
Bill: Sorry, i'm carrying a little more weight down below and have a severe case of cement pants.
by Jiggaman April 14, 2005
Get the Cement pantsmug. by Mr. Hankey the xmas poo May 5, 2009
Get the Rubber cementmug. rough sex in which the man is pumping the woman so hard, that her head goes through the drywall. Then the man blows his load in her hair and mixes it around. When it dries, its hard like cement.
That kid put his phd into action and gave all three of those sluts cement mixers. Look at their hair!
by John Sucamelli October 11, 2004
Get the cement mixermug.