coowel

When somthing is really good like OMFG sort of good

~dave shows picture~
frank say: OMFG THAT SHIT IS COOWEL YOU ARE TeH DON

by SzA April 12, 2005

Crowel

Pronounced like foul

Similar use to fuck, drill, split, streel etc...

To make vigorous, often violent, viscious or even forcable or animalistic love by means of penetration of any orafice with the turgid male genitalia.

Used mostly in a derogative manner, wsualy towards women, but may be adapted to suit any situation, even to denote a violent act without sexual action at all.

1- Watch me Crowel this little straggler.

2- I crowled her, Vince!

3- Remember that bitch who I crowled?

4- You have been charged with the crowling, without consent, of ------. How do you plead?

5- You could end up crowling her...

6- You know, crowling animals is both wrong AND illegal.

7- Can I crowel you in the ass this time?

8- Did you see that?!? That doberman just jumped out of the shadows and crowled the absolute fuck out of that kitten!

9- I'll Crowel your ass for that, Taffer!

by Aquateddy May 31, 2006

Cowelling

When the outline of a Gentleman's Junk can be seen through his trousers, almost vacuum packed.

Cowelling usually occurs when one undertakes the style of trouser wearing pioneered by pop-presario Simon Cowell.

His spandex trousers were unreal, the cowelling really frighted the ladies off.

by ITsMe_yawD December 7, 2010

Cowels

Cancer of the Bowel, also known as "the Cowels"

He's got a touch of the cowels!

by Mr. O'Leprosy March 14, 2011

Crowelled

To get really drunk and bitch about everything while just absolutely shit-faced. Annoyingly drunk and somewhat a downer. The verbifcation of a dude with the last name of Crowell.

Festus is all crowelled up tonight!

by iceback October 22, 2013

cowellcrap

Any television programme which is devised by, produced, directed or involving Simon Cowell.

Oh No, not another load of cowellcrap!

by The dormouse April 30, 2015

Crowell

One of great talent. A man who holds the potential and ability to create amazing pieces of artwork. An extremely unique and attractive man. CAN EASILY BECOME THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE!

Victor Crowell is absolutely the love of my life!

by Accent Walls May 22, 2021