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catastrophic failure

A sudden and total failure of some system from which recovery is impossible. The affected system not only experiences destruction beyond any reasonable possibility of repair, but also frequently causes injury, death, or significant damage to other, often unrelated systems.
No matter how much she wanted to deny it, she was a catastrophic failure.
by Sasha Greene May 8, 2008
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cutestkittens lps

CutestkittensLPS is a sweet small but growing YouTuber with a kind heart and a good sense of humour. When talking to her internet friends she can get a bit crazy but it’s fine because they are usually a bit crazy too. CutestkittensLPS can get very sad sometimes but does not always like to tell everyone. In the end Cutest is a very nice person even tho she can get a bit spicy
She was crazy and wacky like cutestkittens lps
by itsurmum July 10, 2020
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Cottage Cheese Catastrophe

The act of nearly freezing you sperm and then running up on an unexpected victim and slap them with it preferably in the face.
Taylor: " Hey so i was at allisons last night and (slap). OOOOOWWWWWWW!!!!!!!! Dude my ears cold and sticky!!!!

Malik: " Hows that for a cottage cheese catastrophe.
by maczofri December 14, 2010
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cutester

people who are cute; another word for presh.
Whatcha doing cutesterssS??
by melishky April 19, 2006
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Cutester

1) One of the opposite gender (or gender or preference) that is cute in the sense of actions or personality.

2) Ussually associated with physical good looks as well.

3) A person who conveys a positive, funny, and innocent idea or aura.
The way she did her hair made her such a cutester.
by bigredthree April 22, 2006
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ass catastrophe

Accidentally shitting in ones pants while trying to fart in public. see sharting
michael, approaching the bathroom in panera bread, had an ass catastrophe.
by michaelray October 3, 2006
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catastrophallic

— Hey James how was the Ogle's gig last night?
— Oh man! That was catastrophallic. The sound wasn't that good and The Prince Arthur was packed.
by Bradley Python February 18, 2008
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