Carl 

Carl is basically the most uncool person ever. People don't care about the person's name, so they call them a carl. They sit in the bathrooms for lunch because no one likes them. Are you a carl?

Ew, do u see that carl dude. He's such a carl.

Carl by AlaylayChips October 19, 2016

Carl 

A piece of over confident shit that goes for younger girls

He is pulling a Carl

Carl by Eatdatpussy69 April 18, 2018

Carl 

Any one of the fellas you see wearing polos, too-big cargo khakis and/or ill-fitting jeans, and (most importantly) those big 'ol white New Balance sneakers. Large native population found at Georgia Tech's campus.

Person 1: "Do you think there's like, a secret cult of people that dress like that? Like do they all agree to do that, or it just kinda happens?"
Person 2 : "Ehh better not to think too much about it. They're just the Carls of the world."

Carl by gatechfacts December 8, 2018

Carl 

Big mole nigga witta lil Peter A.K.A chode. Also he gets no pussy cuz he's a fat lazy cunt with self-esteem issues and resorts to narcissism to help him him think he's all that.

Carl has no penis

Carl by LongNipple Tip January 7, 2019

Carl 

A Carl is somebody that doesn't give a SHIT about anything. No actually he will give SHIT to anybody. A Carl will take a shit in trash can at the Holiday Inn, then try to fling it around the room like a monkey. Carls enjoy letting friends watch him shit and take bets on places he will take a shit next. Carls are really dirty, they enjoy eating Doritos while they shit.
A Carl will also sleep with anything that has a Vagina. Be it a human, or animal speicies.

Hmmmm. This room smells really shitty.
Yeah, check the trash can, there's probably a Carl in it.

Carl by Carl's Dads Dad March 8, 2010

carl 

A guy who is really hot and seems really nice and cool, but really he is an annoying douche that no one wants to be bothered with.

Ugh I thought he was so cute, but he's actually just a Carl!

carl by acmagr November 10, 2010

Carl 

That one kid who hangs out with the skaters

Caaaaaaarrrrllllll?...... Carl?

Carl by i need help with math May 5, 2018