a carl

I was such a Carl last night when I banged Dylan’s girlfriend.
by Kadash October 12, 2018
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To be slow or to move or speak in a less than normal speed
"oooooohhhhhh nooooooooooooooo"
"What a Carl"
by aaaaaaron June 12, 2007
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Carl is a thirsty overprotective boyfriend virgin who won’t let his girl out of 5 ft of him. He’s usually autistic af and does asmr into his girl’s ear.
Hey see that weirdo over there what is he doing?
Oh he’s just a Carl that’s his thing
Oh ok
by Autistic Legend27 February 02, 2019
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Carl is white.
Random person 1:Wow look a white dude
Random person 2: ahem** that’s a Carl
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the best friend you could ever ask for, she is so pretty and makes you laugh all the time, she will mess around with you whenever you want and she will always be there for you. Carl does some of the stupidest things too like forgetting to say half of the word or just making weird autistic movements with her arms. Get a friend like Carl.
Carl is a wittle boii
by kunz_swodey March 05, 2019
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A fat, slovenly, mouth breather that always wears sweatpants and sandals and has food stains on shirt.

they are the human equivalent of an armpit. They often smell like shit and are dumb as fuck.

Can be male or female but female must also have facial hair to be in the "Carl" class

They are usually found as towtruck drivers, computer repair specialist, plumbers, security guards and homeless people.
(Fat ass eating cheetos) "Can I help ya?" (burp!)

me: " What a fucking Carl"
by ha;lsdkhg January 06, 2017
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The most hot guy you will ever meet. Easton is in love with this hunk. Josh and Eric are too.
by BruhitsHmmmmm November 17, 2019
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