carb fest

a day of consuming too many carbs
“this day is turning out to be a carb fest”
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Low Carb

How you feel when you finally hit that point in your weekend where you stop caring and decide to get high. "Low" would be sarcastic for high and "Carb" being the sarcastic way of saying you do not care. You feel low carb when you figure you are done with caring about your responsibilities and have an urge to get high.
Bob: Hey do you still have to work today?
John: No man, it's Saturday. I'm feeling low carb.

Bob: Wanna Smoke?
by BCbrother March 08, 2016
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soft carb

To be hit in the head with a piece of stale French bread. To retaliate, defecate in a baguette and hit the bread thrower in the head with bread filled with shit.
My roommate hit me with bread and I returned the favor by giving him a soft carb.
by Dtrain55 August 23, 2011
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Holly carb

Holly carb is when a girl suck so much dick and swallows so much cum you got to stick your fingers up her nose when you bust a nut to keep it from coming out her nose
Did you see how many dicks she has all ready sucked tonight. Ya this next guy is gonna have to use the holly carb when he busts are that shits gonna shoot out her nose all over his shirt
by Ateaball and flailing tuff December 31, 2023
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social carbing

A person who eats carbs when hanging out with friends or to feel integrated into social situations. Social carbing means eating carbs occasionally and almost always in groups – often while drinking alcohol. Similar to social smoking, only with carbohydrates.
“I only ever eat carbs when I’m out drinking with my friends. I guess you might call it social carbing.”
by SalvyZ June 16, 2018
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Carb Daddy

The equivalent to a sugar daddy but instead of giving money they buy you food
by Fuckboi'99 June 03, 2017
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Carb pressure

When a friend is trying to make you eat carbs but you trying not to.
You tell your friend that you dont want to eat food late at night and when you show up, they are like you want some bread or I just made dinner, have some. Come on I told you I do not want to eat- dont carb pressure me!
by Njgirlcheryl July 24, 2022
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