A last name so unpleasant that it causes men to say, 'If that were my surname, I'd defy social norms & forget my macho pride by taking my bride's name upon marriage!'
When I worked in a pizzeria, we had a customer whose last name meant "Mr. Booger/ Snot" in German!
"Please meet Mr. Wentworth & his sister Mrs. Wentworth. . ."
"WTF? Do the Wentworths marry their cousins??!"
"Nope. His brother-in-law's bachelor name is Herrlein Rotz, which means 'Senorito Snot' in German!"
"Wow! What a Romeo Capulet name!"
"Please meet Mr. Wentworth & his sister Mrs. Wentworth. . ."
"WTF? Do the Wentworths marry their cousins??!"
"Nope. His brother-in-law's bachelor name is Herrlein Rotz, which means 'Senorito Snot' in German!"
"Wow! What a Romeo Capulet name!"
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Get the Dontavious Capalot mug.Dae is a black cheese lover that's from that 1300 block on sed but he likes the lil capolot as the name better and if he ain't posted then I'm on the drill trying to catch an opp, very anti social, never been the type to bro a dude
He loves : his mom , cheese, polo g , dababy,lil durk , money , the name james , pizza rolls , Jada Hood , playing girls but does cheat on them ,booty, the line pooh shiesty thats my dawg but pooh you know im really shiesty , dogs , ectasy , that tooka , duck, scrapp, and that lil marc pack , otf , 300 , 600, bdk , vl , sedville , Elmo , and making people laugh , cheesecake, and shrimp ayoooooooooooooooooooooooo, chicago .
He dislikes : his brother dakai , lul tim, 4kt , quando rondo , cabrini green , opps
He loves : his mom , cheese, polo g , dababy,lil durk , money , the name james , pizza rolls , Jada Hood , playing girls but does cheat on them ,booty, the line pooh shiesty thats my dawg but pooh you know im really shiesty , dogs , ectasy , that tooka , duck, scrapp, and that lil marc pack , otf , 300 , 600, bdk , vl , sedville , Elmo , and making people laugh , cheesecake, and shrimp ayoooooooooooooooooooooooo, chicago .
He dislikes : his brother dakai , lul tim, 4kt , quando rondo , cabrini green , opps
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However zakmanny is too boujie for her
He calls her afivemax as it reminds her of where she sent her nudes from
However zakmanny is too boujie for her
He calls her afivemax as it reminds her of where she sent her nudes from
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on tiktok she usually shares her routine, what she eats and other things.
how she pronounced her name was funny so people made it into a meme.
“ vergognati ! dalla tua, non amica, Assunta Capuozzo💋💋”
on tiktok she usually shares her routine, what she eats and other things.
how she pronounced her name was funny so people made it into a meme.
“ vergognati ! dalla tua, non amica, Assunta Capuozzo💋💋”
x: hey do you know by any chance this woman on tiktok?
x2: OF COURSE I KNOW HER! SHE’S ASSUNTA CAPUOZZO!!!
x2: OF COURSE I KNOW HER! SHE’S ASSUNTA CAPUOZZO!!!
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Get the crapulous mug.Person321: YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED TO ME
Person321: LIKE
Person321: OH
Person321: MY
Person321: GOD
Bucky: woah, capslocalypse alert
Person321: LIKE
Person321: OH
Person321: MY
Person321: GOD
Bucky: woah, capslocalypse alert
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