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two-jeweled cane

slang for male genitalia; penis and testicles/balls
It's easy to love briefs, boxer briefs, or any tight-fitting undergarment when you don't have to lug around a two-jeweled cane.
by Dr. Mythomania April 28, 2011
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Canetoad

An Australianism or Aussieism for someone that resides or is born in Queensland.
Comes originally from a football war between two Australian States, Queensland and New South Wales.
People from New South Wales are also referred to as Cockroaches, also because of the football war.
The Canetoads are gonna kick the Cockroaches ass this State of Origin match.
by Woohzal March 11, 2008
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cankle(s)

A swelling of the ankle and lower calf so as to obliterate the normal tapered boundary between the two. While it may be simply be deposition of adipose tissue (fat), or even excessive standing, in some cases the cankle may represent a symptom of kidney disease or even congestive heart failure, in that the swelling could be caused by excessive fluid retention in the lower leg which the failing heart is unable to pump uphill or the kidneys are unable to excrete into the urine.

While the term is ordinarily used in a sexist manner to insult a woman's beauty, cankles may represent more than a mere cosmetic problem, but actually a dangerous situation calling for evfaluation by a physician.
The middle-aged woman was so ashamed of her cankle(s) that she had long worn long dresses to obscure them but, later, only after she had been hospitalized with severe kidney and heart disease, did her family realize that the cankle(s) were an early sign of her illness.
by Dr Whosis October 12, 2009
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canedo

best name any one can have. Makes others jealous.
I am so jealous of that canedo!
by demolsher2005 May 25, 2017
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candy cane child

i'm a candy cane child and i'm proud
by tiny terror January 7, 2004
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Canked

My leave was canked last week.
by PJNevada March 24, 2009
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snap the cane

To do something unintentionally offensive - thereby incurring the wrath of a friend or acquaintance.
friend #1: Ah shit, when I was drunk last night I called Jono a fag.
friend #2: Way to snap the cane, bozo.
by superm0nkey May 20, 2007
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