Callum

a magnet to any gender

callum:
person 2: pls fuck me

by trapsarevalued September 29, 2020

Callum

Everyone smiles when they hear his name.

Person 1: 'He is just amazing!'
Person 2: 'You must be talking about Callum'

by skyblue2 August 5, 2018

Callum

Gay kid

Callum is a gay kid

by Hahahaha bob February 12, 2018

Callum

Has monster cock usually ranges from 14-18 inches coming out of his vagina. apparently is a asshole just for being alive (refer to Paige definition for detail) has a man period about every 4 months when he just doesn't want to put up with anyone's shit. likes ass more than tits but will accept the payment of either. is just here to fuck up Paige's day.

"Paige Fucking hell Callum can you just go kill yourself like just fuck off"
"Callum ok I fucking will then just fuck off"

by ThiccNibba;) October 10, 2019

Callum

There is nothing to be said, he is just a Stupid potato and he needs as much help as he can get.
But if you see the stupid potato just stare a him and yell STUPID POTATO.

wow Callum more like Stupid potato

by Stupid_Chicken_Nugget June 23, 2019

callum

english twat/ person who spends time excersising to impresss male/female population

i say theres a guy doing sum callums

by boobsrus May 29, 2007

callum

tend to eat cheese, live in sewers, a rat boy

guy1- is that a rat?
guy 2- na its jus callum
guy1- oh yeah

by Dragongirl15 July 22, 2010