Caller IQ

A variable threshold setting for the acceptable minimum intelligence level of an incoming caller. This feature may also be used in conjunction with Caller ID, should you so desire. A novelity originated by IT Professionals so as to quickly determine the likelihood of being able to successfully interface with the caller; now gaining popularity in the mainstream public sector.

A. You call the Customer Service Helpline, but after a few rings you are disconnected. You failed to meet their Caller IQ.

B. Your mate's phone rings, but after a cursory glance she fails to answer. You ask: "What's up?" She replies: "My Ex. Didn't make the Caller IQ."

by Mel G. October 21, 2012

Prank callers

Filthy trash people who rot in their mother's basement while calling random people for amusement.

As the Prank Callers were making calls, the police were outside their house, ready to SWAT them.

by Svifias February 26, 2019

cricket caller

a very very bad joke that nobody laughs at so the person who said it stands there looking like an idiot. it seems like crickets were just waiting to chirp for it.

stupid joker:knock knock!
me: who's there?
stupid joker: who!
me: um.. who who?
stupid joker: no silly owls say hoot!
me: oh my god. that was such a horrible joke. a definite cricket caller.

by reneworleans January 15, 2009

Gentleman Caller

Facial Hair Style: Where a man, or in some cases a hairy woman, grows a poostache accompanied by a bunching of chinhair.

Wow Mick, that sure is a filthy Gentleman Caller

by Jesse O. Roy February 19, 2008

Private Caller

The act of inserting a cell phone (set to vibrate) into your woman's vagina then calling the phone as many times as desired.

"Yo, Brad, I pulled a private caller last night with yo bitch"
"Damn, man, I was wonderin' where my phone went... and why my girl was screaming with pleasure."

by Nicolas Cage, Time Traveler October 2, 2011

Star Caller

When a girl is giving you head and bits down on dick so hard you see stars.

Bro1: Bro,I think my girlfriend found out I was cheating on her.
Bro2: How do you know?
Bro1: when she was blowing me last night see gave me a star caller.
Bro2: ouch, bro

by Jimmy Doyle November 20, 2010

Franny Caller

a curly black haired iraquian. she is otherwise called 'the moose' she is very dangerous and could be called franky, frag, fragamouski, fromage frais, or just cow. she lives in iraq, with her dog, which poos.

eg. i ate franny
or
caller on the phone

by the three gangsters July 10, 2004