Crap Share definition Flag A word for people that aren't allowed to swear/cuss but think their to cool to say the work "poop". "Did you CRAP your pants." or "Dayyyum that smells like crap." Crap by Poopsicle02 August 4, 2014 0 0 Get merch Get the Crap mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch