by Peenish 3.0 Official November 25, 2022
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A Certified Slap is a song that goes on your playlist for best rap songs ever. A Certified Slap consists of just dirty beats and the Hook is 2 Legit 2 quit. A Slap is known as a really good song, but a Certified Slap is just dirty. A Certified Slap is not played at places like LA BOOM. It is best to play a Certified Slap while driving hot bitches around in your car. Especially the freshmen who go to the all girls schools who are always horny as fuck for your sausegeeee.
by blakewhatabeast November 22, 2011
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by pavlo July 4, 2008
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by Lovelykah January 21, 2022
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The God Himself, the being that has brought us wonders like universe, space and time. The Creator from a Big C that has blessed us by living in our era. Sometimes stumbling into music that blesses our ears with titles like "Shoota", "magnolia" and "wokeuplikethis*", with lyrics like - " innewyoimillyrockhideitinmasokrunninfromanop", "lookatdesedaimonstheshainin, lookathedezebishestheselyin"
The God Himself, the being that has brought us wonders like universe, space and time. The Creator from a Big C that has blessed us by living in our era. Sometimes stumbling into music that blesses our ears with titles like "Shoota", "magnolia" and "wokeuplikethis*", with lyrics like - " innewyoimillyrockhideitinmasokrunninfromanop", "lookatdesedaimonstheshainin, lookathedezebishestheselyin"
by NBAyngboiSlat April 15, 2020
Get the playboi carti mug.The evil genius villains in James Bond movies appear to be highly intelligent when, in actuality, they are certifiable.
by Li'l Scotty October 7, 2005
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