buttsack

A buttsack is when you staple a mans scrotum over their buttcrack. When you have a buttsack you cant poop and it hurts to sit down because you will sit on your nuts. It is a cruel and unusual punishment.

Bitch get up off me before i staple you a buttsack

by benito October 7, 2004

buttsick

Complaining; fretful; cranky. Having or revealing feelings of whininess, irritability, disappointment, or arrogance. Attitude of dissatisfaction or sickness, commonly attributed to over-consumption of alcohol.

Why are you so buttsick?

by jacko_jackson February 23, 2014

buttsecks

When a Male sticks his wanky in another person (or animal's) Poopchute.

Eshold1 and -Pyroblaze- said they had some sweet love on the ign boards, pointing to buttsecks.

by BriankidGC August 31, 2003

surprise buttsecks metal cover

the best song of history

spy:gentelmen bang your heads
me:*agressive head banging*
surprise buttsecks metal cover is best metal cover
it is song about surprise buttsecks

by raybeez February 11, 2022

buttsock

a sock you put on your ass whether you are cold or trying to catch fecal matter. word also commonly used for ridicule. a buttsock is also used to catch a fart and bring to ones face.

you are such a god damn buttsock

aw dude wtf did you have to buttsock me for, i can taste it

by mr seville November 10, 2008

buttsecks

A meme used for the Spy character from Team Fortress 2. His job is to backstab people with his butterfly knife, and as the meme goes, they use 2 of the spy's voicelines together to make the spy say "buttsecks!"

theres many song parodies of the "Suprise Buttsecks" meme on youtube and on porn websites.

Medic: I have 100% Ubercharge, move! Schnell!
Spy: Suprise! Buttsecks!
Medic: AAAAAAAAAAH!

by mellow tf2 June 18, 2017

Buttsecks

It is when ur pp go in butt

I wanna habe buttsecks

by D_valz⁶⁹⁴²⁰ April 26, 2021