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buttholer

One that enjoys spelunking in deep dark caves.
Obie sure is a buttholer!
by obie October 27, 2003
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buttcheek on a stick

when something hurts so bad and you can't even, you yell this phrase
"Mother trucker, dude, that hurt like a buttcheek on a stick!" butt vine ah peanutbutterbaby
by Buttcheek on a Stick September 6, 2016
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butthole bandit

An assfucker of opportunity. Usually someone who won't take by force, but participates in a gang rape or by slipping a 'Mickey' to someone and cornholing them while they are passed out.
Brian was afraid his cellmate was a butthole bandit.
by shazizizzle April 8, 2003
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buttchomp

Someone who is a complete cock, dickhead, numpty, shitehead, etc...
Can also be someone who comes up with and usss useless internet jargon.
"You are a complete buttchomp!"
by Eric Wood April 24, 2005
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Saint Butthole

Prounouced buth-ole, he is the patron saint of defecation. In times of constipation, one prays to him and consumes offerings of coffee and/or lubes up one's anus with vaseline as a sacrament to him. When defecation occurs, this is called 'a visit from Saint Butthole'. His imminent arrival is often signaled by pungent flatulation.
"Sorry about the mess, dude. I hadn't shit in three days, but when i did Saint Butthole visited me with a vengeance!"

"Saint Butthole, I apply this vaseline to my anus in the hope that you will send me a glorious poo that will be smoothly and cleanly delivered from my butt..."
by Professor Poo January 12, 2008
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Suck my buttcheek!

A song written by Jenna Hall that goes

“Suck my buttcheek! Suck, suck my buttcheek!
by Prettygirl_937 June 17, 2018
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butthole surfing

The act of shaking a carbonated alcoholic beverage and and allowing the liquid to shoot up through the neck of the bottle and into the persons anus. This allows the alcohol enter into the bloodstream faster than oral intake.
"My friend died because of careless butthole surfing."
"You should really stop drinking, butthole surfing is the way to go."
by Kitface May 18, 2007
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