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Drunk Bump

A bruise or gash that you wake up with after a night of partying or heavy drinking, with no remembrance of what happened or how you got it. Occuring with the stupidity and clumsiness of intoxication.
Mike - "Woah Dude! That bruise is huge, what the hell happened?"
John - "Drunk Bump"
Mike- "that explains it.. you were REALLY shitfaced last night"
by xoxjadexxx November 30, 2009
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Bump My Jams

The word for invoking the action of turning on fun and amazing music in a white creeper van in Miami. Making the car swing from side to side and beat boxing / handwaving may occur
Hey Jose the radio sucks... can you Bump my JAms!!!

Ashley this song is too slow.. bump me some rap music

" I dont wanna listen to Obama talk on the radio" Bump My Jams!
by JDG 3 May 15, 2011
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Bump Gazer

A creeper that stares at pregnant women's bellies.
OMG, here comes Ryan, hes such a bump gazer!
by LabratM September 29, 2014
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Wenis bump

Like fist bump for your wenis, aka the skin on your elbow.
by ugh- March 16, 2020
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Bump a bitch out

Ethan "Did you and Emma fuck?"

Jake "Yeah! I bumped a bitch out to swiggity swag!"
In my free time, I like to bump a bitch out
by ButNustin May 9, 2021
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Colbert Bump

An extreme boost in popularity after appearing on the Colbert Report.
Toby Keith appeared on the the Colbert Report and later that week his new album was number one therefore he received the Colbert Bump.
by hallway kun July 20, 2007
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taco bump

when two vigina's rythmicaly collide for the enjoyment of both parties.
those dyke's are just gonna go home and bump tacos
by joe July 8, 2003
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