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bugger me with a fishfork

A phrase used by the famous General Sir Anthony Cecil Homagany Melchett, famed tactician and self-declared Military Genius
Soldier: I did suspect Captain Darling to be a spy, sir.
General Sir Anthony Cecil Homagany Melchett: Well, bugger me with a fishfork! Old Darling a Jerry morse-tapper?
by _Fidel_Castro_ October 16, 2016
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the square root of bugger all

im sick to high buggerage of you sitting there doing the square root of bugger all while i do the housework
by gaw and loz April 18, 2008
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buggerwhore

A person, typically a homosexual male, that has had anal sex with many people.
Is Jason being a buggerwhore again?
by Rob and Holly August 30, 2005
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Damn bugger and shit

A trio of expletives used when one is just not sufficient
The toast dropped on the floor butter side down and you spilt the coffee/tea when picking it up all down your newly laundered clothes 5 minutes before leaving for work.

'Damn bugger and shit'
by Cakeface43 January 10, 2010
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Merge Burgler

One who uses the merge lane as an actual, viable, legal lane of traffic, for the purpose of a) getting into a static lane of traffic far in advance of the other vehicles who have merged more promptly, or b) passing moving traffic at greater speeds than even the current 'fast lane' would allow.
Al was in the habit of only half-occupying a lane when he merged into it, leaving half his 1990 Dodge Dart hanging into the merge lane to discourage the Merge Burgler s.
by MR_OOF July 5, 2010
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the bugler

When you wrap toilet paper around your hand and cup your asshole when you have a bout of diarrhea in a public place to muffle the noise.
I had to take a dump, but there was somebody in the stall next to me and I couldn't hold it, so I did the bugler.
by miss_jellybeans September 26, 2013
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all to buggery

British. Very similar to 'all to cock'; messed up, not working as it/they should, unreliable.
Sorry I'm late; the trains are all to buggery again.
by Verity C March 17, 2010
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