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Brownback

The act of having unprotected anal sex using your partners fecal matter as luberication.
The governor of Kansas brownbacked his aide Jesus so hard he had poo splatters all over his desk.
by Way dog February 13, 2015
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Brownbacker

Someone that stabs you in the back and then brown noses you to make it back up.
I just caught that brownbacker in bed with my little sister and now he wants to volunteer to buy refreshments for their next girl scout meeting.
by dopple20422 December 31, 2009
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brownanna

Rotten or browned bannanna.
This bannanna isn't ripe, it's a brownanna
by LCpl Ray January 15, 2008
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Brownbacking

Anal sex with an ass so poopy you don't need lube.
I was brownbacking the governor of Kansas last night, and man did his shit stink!
by SFMattyG February 14, 2015
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brownbeard

much like a dirty sanchez, it is when fecal matter is applied to the face in such a way it covers the entire lower jaw and upper lip. it is also typically applied by pirates (homosexual or not) to other sleeping pirates/crewmates/scurvy dogs as a joke. it is punishable by having to walk the plank, getting the shit beaaten out of you, or recieving a brownbeard in an act of revenge from the victim.
"yaaaarrrrr, captain, i gave steve a brownbeard last night! he has no idea!" this is followed by plankwalking and "aaaars" of disapproval, or a hearty round of pirate laughter.
by quintin pruett August 8, 2006
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brownback

Area of fecal smearing in the lower back done by the penis during or at the end of anal intercourse, caused by the bottom partner a priori failure to clear their bowls.
After fucking her in the ass, I gave her a brownback.

While fucking my ass, he pulled out and gave me a brownback.

One of the benfits of double penetration is the possibility of instant double brownback - that's why you should try it!
by crycrybabycrybaby February 12, 2015
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sam brownback

Eight bear gays stuffed in a Ford Mustang, smelling each others' fingers while going to an antique shop.
We took a sam brownback and let me tell you, the journey was better than the destination.
by trzz333 November 21, 2013
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