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Baste the Brisket

Spreading them butt cheeks and lining up your girl's thick, juicy ass for a good anal pounding.
I always baste the brisket. Makes entry so much easier than trying to dry crack her. Without it, she'll sport a hemorrhoid.
by Eaton Holgoode March 7, 2017
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Bike riding around brisbane

Cool guy who eggicly loves feet and drinking the cum from his massive balls. Will suck your toes dry for 10 Vbucks.
WOW, you really did a bike riding around Brisbane on me.
by COOL GUI November 26, 2019
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Briseyda

A Cute Short Girl With A Big Personality. With A Beautiful Smile && Light Brown Eyes. Is A Little Paisita Who Only Likes Guy That Can Dance As Well As She Can. She Loves To Party And Go Out With Friends But When It Comes Down To It, Dancing Is Her Thing. Shes A Major Sex Addict. But She Keeps It Classy && Can Not Be Categorized As A Hoe. She Is Always There For Her Family && Friends && Is Always Trying To Help, Even If She Cant Solve Her Own Problems. She Is Very Loving, Caring, && A Little Crazy, But When You Get On Her Bad Side, She Can Be A Total Bitch. She Is An Amazing Girlfriend && Will Be Very Faithful. So If You Have A Briseyda, Just Know Shes A Keeper. So Dont Let Her Go.
Omg! That Girl Can Dance !

Ohh Yeah, Thats Briseyda. (:
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Briseis

Beauty of old. Greek lover and positively stubborn as hell.
Her name is Briseis, and as her name is, she is beautiful and stubborn.
by onedasss November 26, 2013
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Brisia

a girl whos always always up for fun no matter how crazy will give any one a chance and can easily put a smile on your face just as easily as she can get it off your face she can be your best friend or your worst enemy she always has two extremes but truly never lets anything stop her.
My bff is such a brisia!!!
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butt brisket

A term used to define a particularly large and/or volatile bowel movement. Butt briskets are almost always preceded by several minutes or even hours of intestinal noises. Sometimes the butt brisket is so large that you can actually feel it as it move through your intestines.

When the butt brisket reaches your rectum, it causes the feeling that you are about to uncontrollably shit your pants and forces you to find the nearest toilet, coffee can, bush, etc.

Butt briskets often come out in the form of explosive diarrhea and are sometimes accompanied by jalepeno asshole.

NOTE: not to be confused with butt biscuit
I got a big ol' beefy butt brisket brewing.
by EricTheRed November 20, 2004
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bristol stool chart

A classification of poo into 7 different categories...
It was developed by K W Heaton at the University of Bristol.

The types of poos (1-7) on the chart go from hard stools, and hard to pass (constipation), to watery stools and easy to pass (diarrhea).
I have a Bristol Stool chart in my shitter so I can see what kind of stool I passed!! today was a type 7!! very urgent and I needed to go and it was like a water fountain!!
by castanza January 2, 2009
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