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Briggs Girls

Always posted on the block lookin all hench they call themselves “bolo b*tches” if you see them run they can wound you very ratchet and they share pant and pad
by Yourfadanyash October 17, 2021
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Briggs

Old, smelly, decrepit, fat piece of shit who doesn't deserve to live and should face retribution for his vile acts against god. Very annoying, bugging, sexual harassment.
You're acting like a Briggs right now.
by BriggsBroussard March 10, 2025
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Sad Briggs Hours

a family-friendly, "politically" correct response to traumatic experiences
Jude: There aren't any Mexicans in this room
Jude: Sad Briggs Hours
by BriggsBriggs April 5, 2022
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Ryan Briggs

ryan briggs looks sweet and innocent but he’s a evil fucking demon

don’t get on the wrong side of briggsy or he’ll run round trying to knife you because he thinks it gives him clout

ryan is good at truffle shuffling
by boyoissexy October 9, 2018
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Alicia briggs

Alicia briggs is a woman who is strong but is unaware of how strong she really is she is a loving and caring person and some May say her hearts to big she is lively and unique in her very own way but when you fuck with her to see a different side that can make you regret everything you ever done alicia can be the meanest person but if you give her a bottle of vodka and a fat joint she will love ye forever alicia is an attractive person who usually underestimated how nice she can be
You could say your an alicia briggs
by Miss mayze haze January 3, 2020
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Briggs girls

The orange masters ninja

They’ll give u sloppy sloppy for a fiver any time of day 😉

They spend their days robbing dealz, stuffing lucozade into their hand bags with no shame
Lee: U heard the briggs girls are coming over tonight 😉

Tomo: one of ‘em said theyd give me slop slop for a deal, 2.50!
by bbyT 😈 April 12, 2022
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Ms Briggs

Briggs is the kind of woman time forgot — or maybe she forgot time first. With a scowl that could sour milk and a wardrobe consisting entirely of moth-bitten cardigans, she drifts through life like a storm cloud that’s been given a zip code. The neighbors whisper her name like a local legend, equal parts fear and fascination, as if saying it too loud might summon her to the porch.

Once upon a time, Briggs might’ve had friends — or at least acquaintances who didn’t cross the street to avoid her. But years of suspicion, sarcasm, and unsolicited opinions have built an invisible wall taller than any fence. She insists she doesn’t need anyone, and maybe she believes it. After all, companionship requires patience, and Briggs has only ever been patient with her tea kettle.

Behind the gruff exterior, though, there’s a spark — a strange sort of wisdom born from watching the world disappoint her one too many times. She sees through people’s performances with x-ray clarity, calling out hypocrisy before anyone else dares to. Some call it bitterness. She calls it experience. Either way, it keeps her sharp.

By the end of her story, you’re not sure whether to pity her, laugh at her, or salute her for refusing to soften with age. Briggs is more than an “old hag” — she’s the ghost of every person who’s loved too little, trusted too late, and learned to live just fine without applause.
Example: “Don’t bother trying to win her over — she’s a real Ms Briggs,” meaning someone tough, blunt, and perfectly content being alone.
by }}}____WHYNOT____{{{ October 27, 2025
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