bread

(verb) the act of penetrating with a baguette or similarly shaped baked produce. With God-fearing intent.

e.g. "Getcher arse over here boi, ahm gonna bread you good!"
or
"It was amazing, he breaded me for hours. I was dough in his hands"

by anon ee mouse May 05, 2006

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Bread is bread

Bread is bread means that money is money you’ll do whatever for it

Him:Bro are you really gonna shoot him over money

Me:Yea bread is bread

by Killbill🤺 December 28, 2019

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Bread often useful for breaking tension amongst strangers. Discovered by Professor Mark Newman of yeast and wheat ltd.

(group of people sat in a room, two minute deeply icy silence)
Person 1: Who likes bread?
(Conversation soon starts over bread topics)

I like bread!

by Jrockygogo September 19, 2011

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A modern spin on the "dreadful feeling of a lot of upcoming pain"

"God today school is going to be breadful "
"Yeah, I am going to be in a loaf of pain. "

by zrickwabble March 16, 2022

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"hey do u need some bread to soak ur tears in?"
"yes please."

by spideygirl1989 January 03, 2023

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Money &/or Assets

Probably derived from the term bread winner

I barely make enough bread to break bread with my husband.

by IbreathAir February 27, 2021

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by fiki<3 July 16, 2022

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