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Pulling a Branson

When you go out you can’t help but naturally blow it
Pulling a Branson: ordering 50 vegas bombs and ending the night with a scraggly 6
by Colorado69_420 February 4, 2020
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The Dirty Branson

When a man engages in a menage a trois with 2 females and adorns a strap-on dildo backwards (so the dildo is coming out from his back/ass). The man procedes to have sex with both females simulataneously, as he gyrates forward and backwards, both females are stimulated by the single male.
1. Ben: Dude, did you hear that Chris did the Dirty Branson last night?

Dan: Yeah man, but my question is this? Why does he own a strap-on?

2. Vanessa: I want to partake in a threesome, but I feel like most guys don't have the ability to keep both girls satisfied.

Hannah: Why don't you just convince the guy to do the Dirty Branson?
by RPotter December 15, 2006
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Branson

A branson is someone who keeps god close to heart, understands things. Always able to make people laugh. The class clown in the best way. One of the most cutest guys around. Cares about everyone even if they don’t know him. You will never see branson not wearing camouflaged crocs
Have you seen the cute guy over there?
Yeah that’s Branson
by Nit today bulldog September 14, 2019
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brahstifarian

a brahstifarian is a person that's your bro thats also a stoner. (i Dont take credit for this my friend Matt made it up)
guy 1 - sup brah?!?
guy 2 - not much my brahstifarian.
by evilpaint2050 February 10, 2009
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Baws Oot

Otherwise known as 'Balls Out'

Description of a person, with little regard for safety or outcome, entering into a situation with gusto, in which they are generally seen as the underdog.
Kevin - ' Mr Chambers is chatting up that fat lass looking to score with her, she looks like she could beat the shit out of him to be honest'

Craig ' Well he's been rejected by 12 other girls tonight, you have to give him his dues, he's going baws oot with this one'
by Chabbs October 7, 2011
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branson

a series of clones that all wear glasses
hey you have glasses, you're a Branson
by beanworm March 5, 2020
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bawspank

v. fig. to pwn somebody.
v. lit. to slap someone's testicles.
Lads, remember when Shakespeare got bawspanked by Joe Tash?

Me: What's yu0r favourite movie?
Shakespeare: The Bawspank Redemption
by Terry Deary June 3, 2005
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