boner

Extremely good. Desirable.

You got Slayer tickets? Boner!

by Louis Metchke July 29, 2006

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the hip new catch phrase, replacing sick, cool, ill, chill, wicked and the sort, because hey, boners are cool!

a: Hey homes, check the tat!
b: whoa, what is it?
a: it's two puppies cuddling
b: boner dude!

by meatcube September 04, 2008

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a man gets a boner when he gets sexually excited about something.

His penus goes erect and sticks up
he can vene start shaking because of the loss of control

geogrpahy teacher: that girl is hot
hot girl: hey mr.

geography teacher: aaaaaahh OH MY DAIIZ! STOP IVE GOT A BONER
hot girl: :$

by Juls!!alie May 20, 2009

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That which one uses to bone people.

I totally used my boner to bone that bonehead.

by Mathias October 30, 2005

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1 one who draws attention to themselves in a negative manner;

2 a silly, or stupid, person;

3 you.

"Hey Frank, check out that guy wearing two Abercrombie
shirts with both collars popped. What a fuckin' boner."

"Dude, did you just order a mango-tastic cherry fizzle
drink, 'light on the ice'? Goddamn, you're such a boner."

by therollerdad September 28, 2014

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