Boner 

when a mans penis erects

Last night i got a boner gave it a tug and cummed

Boner by Bobtheboner November 1, 2009

boner 

An erect penis. Named for Arkansas senator Warwick J. Boner, who infamously got an erection durring a sentate hearing with Red Cross founder Clara "Milk Juggs" Barton.

"Look at those sweet, milky juggs on Clara Barton!"
"Don't pull a boner, dude!"

boner by Kyle Marx May 10, 2006

boner 

the sad thing that boys have ,their dick pops up when it feels like it

guy 1:'bro you got a fricken boner!'
guy 2:'mate you are sexy af"
guy 1:'get the hell away from me or my girlfriend will murder you!'

boner by strange_fetish September 15, 2019

Boner 

A racial slur for dead pepole/skeletons.

guy:hey that skeleton is a real boner! guy2:what?

Boner by AlexThePie May 2, 2021

Boner 

Something a guy gets when he sees a hot girl

I got a boner.

Boner by noahmoneykiller May 11, 2022

Boner 

A extra bone on the human body that only male's have. It has the ability of appearing and disappearing whenever the male is exited. the "boner" sometimes doesn't appear when it's supposed to, for example, it always appears in class presentation and never when you're actually going to have sex.

Male 1: dude, i had a boner yesterday on the middle of a class presentation, everyone was laughing about it...
Male 2: aw man, i was hitting it up real nice with this girl but it decided to disappear on the middle of the action man.

Boner by Creeper, aw man! July 16, 2019

Boner 

A very inconvenient sudden hardness in the man’s dick. Some may say these happen when the man is aroused but it is really when he has to stand up and present something very important to many people.

Teacher: Ryan how about you go next.

Ryan: Can I bring my desk

Teacher: Ryan how about you go next.

Ryan with boner: Can I bring my desk

Boner by CEO of Screaming April 26, 2020