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hand boleyn

When a person does something outrageously nice for someone else, and in return they receive only a hand job.

Named for the episode in the Showtime series The Tudors where Anne Boleyn steamily tells Henry she's going to thank him for an incredibly expensive necklace, then jerks him off.

Coined by Eliza and Glennis of Pop Tudors, a webseries recapping episodes.
Person 1: David bought me a car for our anniversary! I don't know how to thank him!
Person 2: Just give him a hand boleyn.

Person 1: I spent two days helping her move apartments and what do I get in return? A fucking hand boleyn.
by helloalice August 28, 2014
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Sebab boleh dik

"Sebab boleh dik" is used when someone wants to annoy their friends. You must include "HA HA HA HA HA" after saying "Sebab boleh dik"
"Sebab Azri Walter pakai spek mata hitam?"
"Sebab boleh dik. HA HA HA HA HA HA"
by FushiArlert August 23, 2023
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bolex

1. a mans testicles
2. expression -'oh-no'
3. an insult
4. telling a person that they are lying (watever)
5. a compliment

other known spellings- bollocks, bollex, bolocks, bowlock, bowlecks, bollecks, bolox and bollox
1. "im gonna kick him in the bolex!"
2. "it isnt working" "bolex!"
3. go suck cock u bolex-ass-shit
4. "i cant come tonight, im ill"- "bolex u are ill!"
5. "awww u shouldnt of done this, u crazy lil bolex u!"
by chellybaby February 6, 2004
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boles mom

A MILF!

Mother of David Boles.
Do i hooked up with boles mom last night!
by boles March 29, 2003
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boleyn

Last name of Englands beheaded Queen Anne Boleyn. The second wife of Henry the 8th.
1. A nonfrench woman or man obsessed with french style and culture.
2. A black eyed brunette with olive skintone.
3. Pearl jewelry
4. vain
5. love of the arts
6. Have a beauty mark particularly on the neck.
7. have a deformed moles and extra fingers
8. cut off innocent womans head
9. Witch or a woman who can cast love spells on men.

all of the listings are attributes associated with anne boleyn an english girl who would become queen. While it is debatable that she actually had a sixth finger and grotesque moles all over her body, these are two very popular notions of her.
1. Jayne wants to go to France. She's even developing a french accent. What a Boleyn.
2. Keira Knightleys coloring is very Boleyn.
3. That pearl necklace is very boleyn
4. She walks with her nose in the air, yet another boleyn.
5. The art gallery was full of various Boleyns.
6. She covers her boleyn with a stylish choker necklace.
7. The baby was born a boleyn. 11 fingers and 12 toes.
8. None of the accusations hold any standing, we'll still boleyn the bitch.
9. Jim lost all his senses over some boleyn!
by mori10 February 16, 2008
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Bolea

1.The person in every group of people who as the tendency to fuck everything up.
2. the Art of messing shit up royally
1.Man, we wouldn't have gotten pulled over if hadn't mooned that cop, you're such a bolea.
2.That car was so bolead, the wheel fell off goin down the road.
by Quevyn January 6, 2008
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Anal Bolemia

The act of pooping in your pants (usualy) and holding it firmly within your butt cheeks then sucking it back. Just to get the feel of pooping without actually having to stop what you're doing (or not doing) in order to go to the bathroom. Similar to the act of throwing-up....I.E. Bolemia.
"I Just like the feel of pooping, but I'm to lazy to go do it."

"I have Anal Bolemia."
by ace71730 September 17, 2006
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